Silly Mocking Role Play

^Good idea, haha.
I was just about to post that this would be better on a role play thread.

What have you all been drinking?

there's something very fishy going on here today...

fishy

Sorry about that! I went temporarily insane! It's all good now!

That was HILARIOUS! Oh my God. I know that legit RP games exist, but the mock ones are much more fun.

wait... jellyfish created this thread and now you want to be SANE. this is insane! please keep your insanity just teh way it was.

fantastica wrote:wait... jellyfish created this thread and now you want to be SANE. this is insane! please keep your insanity just teh way it was.

I posted that before the thread was moved! But okay then...*back to crazy mode*

MoviesAreLife wrote:

fantastica wrote:wait... jellyfish created this thread and now you want to be SANE. this is insane! please keep your insanity just teh way it was.

I posted that before the thread was moved! But okay then...*back to crazy mode*

OK then, I am heading for bed but you have to assure me and everyone that you aren't just going to hide that ring reserved for Lottie and hover around her smiling at her silly rejections and talks about being friends and keep her in cellophane just for your reserves. She belongs to The New Heather.

I've seen beautiful gothic rings that have a small chain attached to it, maybe consider one of those? Or a baby monitor you can hide into her apartment so you'll know everything her heart desires, well your heart of course my liege. *Bows and backs out of the royal room*

So what I've missed? Did you convince Lottie to get married?

valkeakuulas wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

fantastica wrote:wait... jellyfish created this thread and now you want to be SANE. this is insane! please keep your insanity just teh way it was.

I posted that before the thread was moved! But okay then...*back to crazy mode*

OK then, I am heading for bed but you have to assure me and everyone that you aren't just going to hide that ring reserved for Lottie and hover around her smiling at her silly rejections and talks about being friends and keep her in cellophane just for your reserves. She belongs to The New Heather.

I've seen beautiful gothic rings that have a small chain attached to it, maybe consider one of those? Or a baby monitor you can hide into her apartment so you'll know everything her heart desires, well your heart of course my liege. *Bows and backs out of the royal room*

Oh and don't forget to sneak into her apartment or house or wherever the heck she lives and serenade her with a stalkerish Police song. You know which one.

OK, important decision time. Is Heather and Lottie's ship name Hottie or Leather? Both are very good. I think I'll add a poll to the thread.

I have a thing for leather, then again, we are both hotties. Either one is a good name! :P

I vote for Hottie. It sounds more atractive


though I've a weakness for leather too.

Thanks for the suggestions, you guys. But I am way ahead of all of you. I took a plane over to Germany and installed cameras in Lottie's apartment while she was at work. Thank you for the suggestion of a plane, Romina. Swimming across the ocean would've taken too long.

brisallie wrote:I vote for Hottie. It sounds more atractive


though I've a weakness for leather too.

There needs to be a ship name for me and Heather, y'all! We had a thing remember? Or maybe since I'm in love with Lottie, we need a ship name for me and her too.

ColdFlame96 wrote:There needs to be a ship name for me and Heather, y'all! We had a thing remember? Or maybe since I'm in love with Lottie, we need a ship name for me and her too.

Oh yeah!

Oh and Lottie...guess what? I asked your parents for your hand in marriage: and they said YES! Isn't that great! I thought you should hear it from me before they tell you.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

brisallie wrote:I vote for Hottie. It sounds more atractive


though I've a weakness for leather too.

There needs to be a ship name for me and Heather, y'all! We had a thing remember? Or maybe since I'm in love with Lottie, we need a ship name for me and her too.

Wow. You're high maintenance. Who do you think you are? Blaine?

Jellyrolls wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

brisallie wrote:I vote for Hottie. It sounds more atractive


though I've a weakness for leather too.

There needs to be a ship name for me and Heather, y'all! We had a thing remember? Or maybe since I'm in love with Lottie, we need a ship name for me and her too.

Wow. You're high maintenance. Who do you think you are? Blaine?

Oh damn. You caught me! I just thought me and Heather should have a cool sounding name since I'm her sidekick. We're like Batman and Robin.

ColdFlame96 wrote:
Oh damn. You caught me! I just thought me and Heather should have a cool sounding name since I'm her sidekick. We're like Batman and Robin.

Or Bert and Ernie? Or what about Kermit and Miss Piggy?

how about Leather Hottie? i like everything leather.

Heather is so perfect. She has the best molars around. The grind food like no other molars.

Hottie sound nice, sexy and fluffy, not scary at all.

And I wouldn't be worried about Lottie at all until she's been missing more that 24 hours and perhaps starts missing work and this board. But we can all understand if that happens eventually because Heather seems to get easily distracted and hurt. Maybe they've just eloped in some middle aged dungeon chaple and are soon on their honeymoon before getting all those adoptive babies to productively fill Lotties time.

Who needs to go to work and create a career when they got Miss Perfect to marry? We'll get our wedding...unless this british creature digs up from what ever shallow grave these powers to be have burried him.

MoviesAreLife wrote:because I was lonely and Lottie wasn't there.

That happens being seperated by an ocean and never to meet up before!

(I have to take some deep breathing, I haven't read this thread yet. I.HAVE.TO.REMAIN.CALM.)

MoviesAreLife wrote:Thanks for the suggestions, you guys. But I am way ahead of all of you. I took a plane over to Germany and installed cameras in Lottie's apartment while she was at work. Thank you for the suggestion of a plane, Romina. Swimming across the ocean would've taken too long.

Thank God I am currently living in an hotel But I'll be careful to whom to speak. Otherwise I'll get kidnapped, hustled somewhere reclusive and be forced --- be honored --- to marry you

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Thanks for the suggestions, you guys. But I am way ahead of all of you. I took a plane over to Germany and installed cameras in Lottie's apartment while she was at work. Thank you for the suggestion of a plane, Romina. Swimming across the ocean would've taken too long.

Thank God I am currently living in an hotel But I'll be careful to whom to speak. Otherwise I'll get kidnapped, hustled somewhere reclusive and be forced --- be honored --- to marry you

((LMAO!!! Oops! I've forgotten that you told me you lived in a hotel!))

Damn...I wonder whose house I bugged then? I am a crappy stalker. *hangs head in shame* All that plane fair for nothing. So, what do you think our ship name should be, Lottie-kins?

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:because I was lonely and Lottie wasn't there.

That happens being seperated by an ocean and never to meet up before!

(I have to take some deep breathing, I haven't read this thread yet. I.HAVE.TO.REMAIN.CALM.)

Likely excuse.

valkeakuulas wrote:Hottie sound nice, sexy and fluffy, not scary at all.

And I wouldn't be worried about Lottie at all until she's been missing more that 24 hours and perhaps starts missing work and this board. But we can all understand if that happens eventually because Heather seems to get easily distracted and hurt. Maybe they've just eloped in some middle aged dungeon chaple and are soon on their honeymoon before getting all those adoptive babies to productively fill Lotties time.

Who needs to go to work and create a career when they got Miss Perfect to marry? We'll get our wedding...unless this british creature digs up from what ever shallow grave these powers to be have burried him.

Ugh! What a bastard! Taking advantage of my Lottie!