Silly Mocking Role Play

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Seriously ColdFlame....how can you choose her over ME? Not that I care because I love her and we are getting married because we are endgame...but do you not see how imperfectly perfect she is? I am the only one who can look past her flaws and love her. I, however, am perfect.

Well, I mean...she helped me and stuff when I was homeless, and I kind of live with her parents. Your my ho and all but Lottie is...special I guess. I've liked her ever since the day we met and she still owes me a duet. Obviously, I can't tell her this now because she thinks of me as another sister and that'd be weird but...sorry girl. You're just not my type.

But you and I watch the same TV shows...that's a pretty deep connection, don't you think? How can you betray me like that? Oh who am I kidding...it was just a hook up that didn't mean anything. Anyway, I love Lottie. I am going to marry her because she can't do any better than me, so I shouldn't let your fickle mind bother me. Just don't try to seduce Lottie, okay? She's mine.

PS, I am everyone's type. Don't be in denial. Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me: boy, girls....I can't help it, baby!

Oh I didn't know you'd gone through puberty yet! So wait... Does that mean that you're done growing? Cause you're really short.

Good things come in small packages. Poor Lottie for being so tall, unlike me. (I love that word! "Me!" It just sounds so...right! It's my favorite!)

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I tell you guys I am actually dating someone else now? He is British and attractive and intelligent. But as my opinion doesn’t matter, you’ll guys just ignore it anyway *le sigh*.

Wait. You're straight now?!

MoviesAreLife wrote:You had me until "I want..." Please stop being so confusing. You were right on the other points, but the last one I bolded directly contradicts with what you were saying.

(No worries, nothing I say makes any sense ). I just have to listen to the others how honored I should be that you love me and also ColdFlame. Even though you don't care to include me in any decision making.

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I tell you guys I am actually dating someone else now? He is British and attractive and intelligent. But as my opinion doesn’t matter, you’ll guys just ignore it anyway *le sigh*.

Oh, darling. He's just being nice. He probably doesn't know we're getting married.

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Seriously ColdFlame....how can you choose her over ME? Not that I care because I love her and we are getting married because we are endgame...but do you not see how imperfectly perfect she is? I am the only one who can look past her flaws and love her. I, however, am perfect.

Well, I mean...she helped me and stuff when I was homeless, and I kind of live with her parents. Your my ho and all but Lottie is...special I guess. I've liked her ever since the day we met and she still owes me a duet. Obviously, I can't tell her this now because she thinks of me as another sister and that'd be weird but...sorry girl. You're just not my type.

But you and I watch the same TV shows...that's a pretty deep connection, don't you think? How can you betray me like that? Oh who am I kidding...it was just a hook up that didn't mean anything. Anyway, I love Lottie. I am going to marry her because she can't do any better than me, so I shouldn't let your fickle mind bother me. Just don't try to seduce Lottie, okay? She's mine.

PS, I am everyone's type. Don't be in denial. Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me: boy, girls....I can't help it, baby!

Oh I didn't know you'd gone through puberty yet! So wait... Does that mean that you're done growing? Cause you're really short.

Good things come in small packages. Poor Lottie for being so tall, unlike me. (I love that word! "Me!" It just sounds so...right! It's my favorite!)

So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I tell you guys I am actually dating someone else now? He is British and attractive and intelligent. But as my opinion doesn’t matter, you’ll guys just ignore it anyway *le sigh*.

Wait. You're straight now?!

Since when are you straight or bi?!?!?! This is not right or okay!!!! HARLOT!!!

ColdFlame96 wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I tell you guys I am actually dating someone else now? He is British and attractive and intelligent. But as my opinion doesn’t matter, you’ll guys just ignore it anyway *le sigh*.

Wait. You're straight now?!

I can be whatever you want me to be... As my opinion doesn't matter anyway. I just remain silent and appreciative that Heather sorta chose me... despite her wandering eye and tendency to slut shame me in front of audiences - erhm - this forum.

LOTTIE! NO BRITISH REBOUNDS EVER!



Sorry I don't know what came over me. I was channelling Romy!

MoviesAreLife wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I tell you guys I am actually dating someone else now? He is British and attractive and intelligent. But as my opinion doesn’t matter, you’ll guys just ignore it anyway *le sigh*.

Oh, darling. He's just being nice. He probably doesn't know we're getting married.

He doesn't even know you. I don't talk about my exes

ColdFlame96 wrote:So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

That is the exception to the rule.

Lottie2303 wrote:He doesn't even know you. I don't talk about my exes

Your EX?? I am your endgame. Did you mean to spell "endgame" and instead you put "ex"? Silly girl.

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

That is the exception to the rule.

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

That is the exception to the rule.

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

I am not even worried. She is just confused. This guy is nothing compared to me.

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

That is the exception to the rule.

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

I am not even worried. She is just confused. This guy is nothing compared to me.

But...your hairs falling out. Lottie looks like a princess and she's a really good cook, which is like an automatic win. Oh, and she can sing really good. I still remember one solo she sang in the choir room in junior year and I'm pretty sure I cried.

Endgame – What is an endgame? Is it contagious? Sounds dangerous.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:So does that mean your packages of hair gel are bad? Cause they're pretty big.

That is the exception to the rule.

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

I am not even worried. She is just confused. This guy is nothing compared to me.

But...your hairs falling out. Lottie looks like a princess and she's a really good cook, which is like an automatic win. Oh, and she can sing really good. I still remember one solo she sang in the choir room in junior year and I'm pretty sure I cried.

Only because of the stress of dealing with Lottie's constant imperfections!! She is not that great...not compared to me. Look at my highwater pants. No one shows off their ankles as wonderfully as I do.

Lottie2303 wrote:Endgame – What is an endgame? Is it contagious? Sounds dangerous.

It means I can treat you like shit but you are destined to come back to me, because I am the one who popped your cherry. It's the law.

It means we are star crossed lovers, like Romeo and Juliet.

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

That is the exception to the rule.

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

I am not even worried. She is just confused. This guy is nothing compared to me.

But...your hairs falling out. Lottie looks like a princess and she's a really good cook, which is like an automatic win. Oh, and she can sing really good. I still remember one solo she sang in the choir room in junior year and I'm pretty sure I cried.

Only because of the stress of dealing with Lottie's constant imperfections!! She is not that great...not compared to me. Look at my highwater pants. No one shows off their ankles as wonderfully as I do.

I don't know about that. Lottie's spray-on purple pants practically made me cream my pants.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

ColdFlame96 wrote:

You're kind of confusing me. So...uhh...what are you gonna do if Lottie says no? I mean, apparently she's straight now and dating some hot British dude.

I am not even worried. She is just confused. This guy is nothing compared to me.

But...your hairs falling out. Lottie looks like a princess and she's a really good cook, which is like an automatic win. Oh, and she can sing really good. I still remember one solo she sang in the choir room in junior year and I'm pretty sure I cried.

Only because of the stress of dealing with Lottie's constant imperfections!! She is not that great...not compared to me. Look at my highwater pants. No one shows off their ankles as wonderfully as I do.

I don't know about that. Lottie's spray-on purple pants practically made me cream my pants.

Only because you are a horndog.

But, but, but… I am special and attractive and intelligent and majorly talented, but I am not allowed to be properly loved??! That is a bummer, especially because my British boyfriend actually compliments me… Guess I will be a little housewife who dismisses her education, gets pregnant and just worship your grounds?!

MoviesAreLife wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:Endgame – What is an endgame? Is it contagious? Sounds dangerous.

It means I can treat you like shit but you are destined to come back to me, because I am the one who popped your cherry. It's the law.

Ewww! That was quite rude. Just because you decided to share your private parts...Image how many brides will dig up from the woodworks for you if you have to marry them all after just hooking up.

There has been others than just the one right? For the sake of all OTP you have to confess before the glittery wedding.

Wait.. ugh.. I am so confused! My feelings are hurt because so many secrets have been kept from me and I thought you were my friends. My tears run down my face. (Can you hear the music?).

When I get home from work, I'm going to pull all the craziness off this thread, and move it over to the gathering place (so that people coming to look at the stuff from the upfronts don't wonder what the heck is wrong with us, haha).

valkeakuulas wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:Endgame – What is an endgame? Is it contagious? Sounds dangerous.

It means I can treat you like shit but you are destined to come back to me, because I am the one who popped your cherry. It's the law.

Ewww! That was quite rude. Just because you decided to share your private parts...Image how many brides will dig up from the woodworks for you if you have to marry them all after just hooking up.

There has been others than just the one right? For the sake of all OTP you have to confess before the glittery wedding.

Just because everyone I meet wants me, doesn't mean I sleep with all of them. Sometimes, I like to indulge in their fantasies of being with me just to make them feel better...usually through text messages or letting them vapo-rape me (no sex). I really am so good to allow them to fixate on me...so selfless. Anyway, it's only special people whom I let truly be with me...*makes heart eyes at Lottie* Oh, and there was the slip up with ColdFlame...but that doesn't count, because I was lonely and Lottie wasn't there.

Lottie2303 wrote:But, but, but… I am special and attractive and intelligent and majorly talented, but I am not allowed to be properly loved??! That is a bummer, especially because my British boyfriend actually compliments me… Guess I will be a little housewife who dismisses her education, gets pregnant and just worship your grounds?!

Yes. Isn't that great?? You get to sit on a stool and watch me sing! You want a compliment? Isn't me choosing you enough of one?? Okay, okay...I'll indulge. You...*thinks for a moment*....You have really good taste in women for loving me.