Re: 5x16 "Tested" Watch & Discussion thread

[brisallie]

Since when this boy is so shameless to show off his body in front of everybody? He's so different from season one

[Buenos]

Bless this episode.     

[Ranwing]

KLAINE IS FIGHTING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

They're not having sex and Blaine is trolling for internet porn. I'm loving this.

[M&M]

Dante tweeted this. LOL!

Dante Di Loreto ‏@GLEETV 2m
Where did that bod come from?

[Buenos]

Lol. Frat boy physicals??  

[brisallie]

KLAINE IS FIGHTING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

They're not having sex and Blaine is trolling for internet porn. I'm loving this.

I wonder if is Blaine prefers to not have sex because he feel insecure about his body?

I'm liking this martial arts performance.

[Ranwing]

KICK HIS ASS KURT!!!!   

[Jellyrolls]

Sai swords.

Kurt looks good in class, and Blaine sucks.

OK, Blaine, so Blaine is making fettucine in cream sauce, potato au gratin, and chocolate molten cake. And he wonders why he has a belly

So, Blaine looks at porn sites? OK. What an ass.

OMG, it's 8:28, and Rachel just showed up. I didn't even notice that she wasn't there. That's kind of bad.

OK, so this takes place like six months after Finn dies, and Rachel isn't upset about talking about her first time?

The only good part of Love is a battlefield was they gave Kurt the perfect lines to describe them. It's nice to see Kurt beating Blaine. Blaine is horrible.

[TimF]

I'm so turned on right now. Kurt is schooling Blaine hardcore in this episode. I think I might buy it on iTunes. Didn't think I'd ever say that lol.

[brisallie]

@Jelly, also I found weird that Rachel had no problems in answer that question about her first time, but it could be that she remembers that as a nice moment and she doesn't matter to talk about the nice memories.


As regards Artie, seeing how he's having so many dates, I bet he broke up with Kitty. That's sad, she's the only newbie I was expecting to see in NY.

[Jellyrolls]

So, Kurt's familiar customers are Sam, Mercedes, and Artie? It's a good thing he looks good in the uniform. The whole diner scene with Kurt, Artie, and the girl was great though. Wonderful timing by all three of them.

OMG, Sam, just stop it. Just go spend some frisky time with Blaine. He'll make sure you enjoy it.

Amber, and Kevin sound great on "Let's Wait A While" but the whole staging of the scene was just awkward.

[M&M]

Ryan Murphy ‏@MrRPMurphy 20m
@AndreaMacFlurry I hope so. #GleeAlong

In response to a tweet asking if Chris would write another episode.

[brisallie]

"Let's Wait A While" was cute. But is now natural for anyone to simply broke in a song, didn't that girl thought "guys why are you singing?"

[Ranwing]

I really wonder how many times Chris broke up during the diner scene from that dialogue. It was hysterical.

Mercedes, if you are praying this hard about whether or not to have sex, you're not ready.

[M&M]

Chord tweet:

Chord Overstreet ‏@chordoverstreet 2m
“@sexodianna: @chordoverstreet What do you have in common with blaine? #GleeAlong 16” we both love @chriscolfer

[Jellyrolls]

[M&M]

Samcedes is instant snooze material.

[M&M]

Blaine is a terrible excuse for a boyfriend.

[Jellyrolls]

You know, I think Samcedes may actually have less chemistry than Klaine.

Oh, look, it's Quinn. She looks different. Oh, sorry, that's Mercedes in Quinn's season one storyline.

Don't give yourself to that idiot, Mercedes. Just don't even think about that. He's not worth it.

Oh, poor woobie Blaine. He's losing. Wah wah wah. Kurt is better than you. You're right, Blaine, Kurt doesn't need you.

So wait, Blaine tells Kurt that he is going to move out last week, and Kurt says he doesn't know if that's what they want together? And Blaine is now saying that Kurt asked him to move out?

Seriously, did Blaine's parents drop him on his head? He can't remember anything.

I really wish Kurt would wake up and realize that he doesn't love Blaine anymore. He can do so much better than Blaine.

[Ranwing]

Oh God, Blaine... you totally suck!

Seriously... he's only happy if he's the "man" in the relationship. Thank all the Gods that Kurt is standing up for himself and is refusing to go back into that little glass box that Blaine wanted to keep him in.

And yes, Blaine... Kurt is way out of your league. And you should be on your hands and knees thanking every god that exists that he's willing to be with you, because you could bring peace to the Middle East and cure cancer and you till wouldn't be worthy of him.

[TimF]

Omg, I play more convincingly sad when they run out of my favorite cereal in the grocery store. I didn't feel Blaine's insecurity the way I was meant to I guess, probably stemming from Darren's shitty acting and the fore knowledge that Blaine is about to get picked up by a literal town car to speed past Kurt in that race they spoke of. That scene would have been perfect for Kurt to just snap and let him have it.

[M&M]

Omg, I play more convincingly sad when they run out of my favorite cereal in the grocery store.  I didn't feel Blaine's insecurity the way I was meant to I guess, probably stemming from Darren's shitty acting and the fore knowledge that Blaine is about to get picked up by a literal town car to speed past Kurt in that race they spoke of.  That scene would have been perfect for Kurt to just snap and let him have it.

I think I laughed at his tears.

[Jellyrolls]

It looks like I'm not going to see the end of the episode. They have breaking news here in Boston that some guy left a bag at the Boston Marathon finish line, and the bomb squad had to detonate it. The guy was running down the street barefoot screaming "Boston Strong" and dropped a backpack.

Gosh, I hope this turns out to be nothing.

[ChrisColferFan1]

It looks like I'm not going to see the end of the episode.  They have breaking news here in Boston that some guy left a bag at the Boston Marathon finish line, and the bomb squad had to detonate it.  The guy was running down the street barefoot screaming "Boston Strong" and dropped a backpack.  

Gosh, I hope this turns out to be nothing.  

Stay safe @Jellyrolls. Hoping and praying it turns out to be nothing.

[Ranwing]

Well.. this happened.







Everything else was kind of a snooze fest.

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