Chris Colfer Tweets

"want some gum!?" - @chriscolferyfrog.com/g02mywbj

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) December 2, 2011

@chriscolfer was pretty excited about the party bus #gleelive2011yfrog.com/h3x5xxxj

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) May 24, 2011

Chris Colfer wins the golden globe!!!! yaaaayyyyy!!!! go glee!

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) January 17, 2011

some kurtsieshttp://yfrog.com/5ah4swj

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) October 8, 2010

@druidDUDE @IJennaUsh @MsAmberRiley @chriscolfer have fun at the panel! don't get stabbed in the face!

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) July 25, 2010

@chriscolfer as amadeus. http://twitpic.com/1dgj98

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) April 5, 2010

club cast! @msamberriley @iharryshum @chriscolfer @dijontalton @nayariverahttp://moby.to/4nmr39

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) February 18, 2010

some gleeks at the globeshttp://twitpic.com/yl3s2

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) January 18, 2010

Kurt Hummel in full effect. @chriscolferhttp://twitpic.com/xxx7x

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) January 13, 2010

bam!!! thanks again to everyone who voted for glee!!!!!!http://twitpic.com/x0btt

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) January 7, 2010

photo shoot for MX magazine! I even got to move a couch. http://twitpic.com/i3qg3

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) September 17, 2009

uh huh http://yfrog.com/5kgq6j

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) July 9, 2009

makeup and hair and costumes. http://yfrog.com/17ircnj

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) June 29, 2009

Dance. rehearsal. so. hilarious. http://yfrog.com/127flqj

— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) June 23, 2009

No. Way. @chriscolfer with those swords!!

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) September 28, 2011

So happy for the show, @dotmariejones @chriscolfer @gwynethplatrow @kchenoweth @janemarielynch CONGRATS!

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) July 14, 2011

Chris Colfer+golden globe = Best. Day. Ever.

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) January 17, 2011

Happy birthday little Chrith!! Not so little anymore! Yay! @chriscolfer

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) May 27, 2010

@chriscolfer did AMAZING on Chelsea! Aww my little Chrith.. Watch it tonight!

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) December 4, 2009

@MsAmberRiley oh oh I have one... #agoodfriend is @msamberriley @ijennaush @chriscolfer and @druiddude!!

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) November 20, 2009

@chriscolfer Chrith...I miss you. Gab seeesh! Hahaha

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) November 10, 2009

I'm sitting next to @chriscolfer right now does that constitute me getting more twitter followers now?!

— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) October 4, 2009

• Did you know I was an NFL Champion? True story. National Forensics League...wait, what were you thinking?

• Clovis East. I did HI, DI, and OPP mostly. I was supposed to go to Nationals in 2008, but chose to audition for Glee instead.

• @AScott_Bradford I was in Cappies my senior year of high school! I think I won best actor and got a metal or something too.

• I miss Speech and Debate! I miss being able to speak my mind and argue with people...well, in an organized way at least...

• Theatre memory: In 2001 I was Ralphie in A Christmas Story and did two performances with a piece of glass in my eye! True story!

• Dumpster scene today. Injured my toe, knee, wrist, hand, and finger. At least I can say I do my own stunts.

• Yes, it's true! During the "Jump" number I did a back flip and landed on my neck and was out for a couple rehearsals.

• I've chosen my Roller Derby name. "Child Scar."

• I fell three times today in my Gaga shoes but no injuries! First time I haven't hurt myself during a musical number! Monster Ball Miracle!

• I'm wearing so much purple today I look like a battered Barney. #BulliesSuck.

• Yes, i'm still sore from "Some People" and I had sooo much fun at @GeorgeLopez!!! Thanks for watching!!

• I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

• I've had a song stuck in my head for about four months and if all the voices stopped talking I might be able to figure out what it is. ; )

• After three long months of torture, I have discovered and downloaded the song stuck in my head. It was "Time is Running Out" by Muse.

• I'm blasting the Glee soundtrack in my hotel room. On a scale of 1 to Nerd, what does that make me?

• Just got out of Brani Carlile's concert. She's an amazing singer! Please check out her music!

• Listening to Silversun Pickups, Evanescence, Linkin Park, and other music you'd never think I listened to.

• Just got back from seeing a great performance of "The Mikado" at the Sydney Opera House. Classical singers impress me the most.

• I love @KatyPerry’s new single Firework. So good! I hope pyromaniacs don’t take it the wrong way.

• I'm kinda obsessed with the song "Dream Catch Me" by Newton Faulkner.

• Driving across LA with @msamberriley blasting "A Little Priest." Yup, we're cool!

• Chris Colfer: Downloading the new @scissorsisters album as I tweet. So excited. #MagicHour
  
  Jake Shears: @chris colfer Lemme know what you think! I hope you like.. XOXOXO jake
  
  Chris Colfer: @Jakeshears I'm gonna love anything with Zebras looking at their reflections on the cover.

• @nothingbutabz: What other music do you listen to besides Scissor Sisters, Rihanna, Adele, Lady Gaga, and The Killers???
  
  Chris Colfer: I love Robyn too!

• @jennalovesglee: I wonder what @chriscolfer's thoughts are on One Direction..
  
  Chris Colfer: I'm a fan!

• @hillmitch Dance rehearsals take WAY too long! Lol. We're getting better though. #glee

• The shoulder/thing dance I do in Don't Stop was my attempt at not dancing like a Zombie. So I looked like a Lobster instead.

• They released a "Single Ladies" teaser today for the next episode of Glee. Oh boy. And so it begins...

• @khyrinthia The Single Ladies may not kill you with it's awesomeness, but it will kill my career...

• Last day of the Gaga saga. 10-inch heels. Dancing. Please pray.

• Wow! I have 100,000 followers! I should celebrate! I should party! I should dance! Or maybe I'll just have some ice cream...Thanks Tweeters!

• Amazing night out dancing in Chicago! We tore the dance floor up like a failed AP exam! I'm convinced @iharryshum is a robot.

• @Miss_J_Bling Indeed. The cartwheel and I have been acquainted since my T-Ball days.

• @NintendoAmerica Thank you so much for throwing such an amazing "Struck By Lightning" after party! I'm still sore from that dance floor!

• @gleefan1036: Does @chriscolfer do Q's & A's?
  Chris Colfer: @gleefan1036 I love Q and As! The crazier the question the better!

• @DamonMH: I've seen/read every interview @chriscolfer is in and he never talks about his love life. What kind of guys is he into? #stalker
  Chris Colfer: Hahaha, they just never print the answers.

• @tyleroakley: I just brushed against Chris Colfer's butt. #thischangeseverything #TrevorLive
  Chris Colfer: It has that affect on people.

• @kelly95kelly: I love you Chris, and I need to know why you have that cute scar on your neck? Please I'm so worry.
  Chris Colfer: It's from surgery when I was in the second grade.

• @JaneHumen: How do you decide the names of characters when you write? Mine seem to name themselves...
  Chris Colfer: I agree! Otherwise baby-name books help... :P

• @scenicsunshine: Do you really, really have a Tumblr? Or is there someone just pretending to be you on Tumblr?
  Chris Colfer: I do not. That's a scary place...

• @my_meeshelle: What would it take to get you on @Jeopardy during Celebrity Week?
  Chris Colfer: Just European History and Ninjustu categories and I'm there!

• @OnlyHere4Colfer: Who do you believe is the most powerful superhero?
  Chris Colfer: Jean Grey or Storm.

• @iluvdarrenc: who is your favourite super hero?
  Chris Colfer: Jean Grey. I have a reoccurring dream that I help her hold back the water in X2.

• @MorganFerrae: Chris, when U find a spider in UR house do U do the spider dance and shriek like a girl, squash it with UR boot or let it live?
  Chris Colfer: Is the spider radioactive?

• @Gloria_Gr8: Who is your hero?
  Chris Colfer: Mikendra McCoy, my Speech and Debate coach from HS! She is one of the world's greatest teachers!

• @colman_marie: Are you more like Kurt or Carson in real life?! I love both of them! I can't wait to see struck by lightning!! : )
  Chris Colfer: Maybe somewhere in between, but a creature in itself. : )

• @deannndra: Have you ever wanted to have a long hair? @chriscolfer
  Chris Colfer: Never! My hair curls and turns strawberry blonde when it gets long.

• @ximecuak: Hey Chris! Which is the talent you don't have and you wish you had? (:
  Chris Colfer: I'd mostly just like to master my motor skills.

• @foreverteal: whats your favorite kind of juice?
  Chris Colfer: Jamba Juice.

• sopisuds: I keep asking hoping one day you'll answer... what's your favorite Jamba Juice flavor? [here is a visual] http://pic.twitter.com/gXeoScdm
  Chris Colfer: Caribbean Passion and Coldbuster when I need it.

• @fullbloodfaerie: Wondering how @chriscolfer manages high kicks in such tight pants #mystified
  Chris Colfer: It's not comfortable...

• @AshLillyz: How fast can you run?
  Chris Colfer: Depends on who or what is chasing me.

• @hugegleeaddict: Hey Chris, I know this may sound like a strange question, but do you prefer silver or gold jewellery? Thanks.
  Chris Colfer: Silver. I knew I shouldn't have said anything about a ring...

• @becrhodes: is it odd to get tweets from people with your picture as their profile pic? jw
  Chris Colfer: You mean, I'm not talking to myself?

• @NicMorgan56: Awe Chris, if I was in the same country as you I'd take you out! : )
  Chris Colfer: Excuses, excuses...

• @AlvinoDavalos: chris i know its crazy request from someone of your magnitude but could u follow me?
  Chris Colfer: Are you calling me fat?

• @irainbowsy: say something random
  Chris Colfer: Lady Bug Larva are often mistaken for caterpillars. Not too many people know they have the same stages as butterflies.

• @yammymcyammers: my goal in life is to find out if you like yams or not
  Chris Colfer: Priorities, ey?

• @Oceaneyes11: Can you come up with a caption for this lolcat @chriscolfer? http://pic.twitter.com/i9nxsyFi
  Chris Colfer: "I'll rise, but I refuse to shine."

• @OvertheRainb0ww: Besides the sais, do you know how to use any other weapon?
  Chris Colfer: When I cook it's pretty dangerous...

• @nabilaash: Boxers or Briefs?
  Chris Colfer: Depends on if Mercury is in retrograde or not.

• @suhlene: I was just now crying into my Ramen over you.
  Chris Colfer: Chicken, Beef, or Shrimp?

• @treatyoselff: will you please tweet my cat (Chris Catfer he won't get a twitter idk why) and tell him to stop meowing at this watermelon toy?
  Chris Colfer: That's crazy, I was just meowing at MY watermelon toy. #Coincidence?

• @GleeKlaineTrain : The Pink Power Ranger & I were both at the National Cherry Blossom Festival today! Thought of you!
  Chris Colfer: My first love!

• @julie_mclaugh: PLEASE tweet my daughter @annagrace1004 so she will stop talking about how much she wants you to retweet/reply her! #obsessed
  Chris Colfer: @julie_mclaugh @annagrace1004 Here you go! Now give your mama some peace and quiet ; )

• @nataliedean27: what was it like filming on a rollercoaster? It looked like so much fun. So jealous.
  Chris Colfer: Lots of fun! I went on it the most!

• @matthewsuxx: I feel like @chriscolfer will never notice me or my love for him.. Cher is supposed to be the pastor at our wedding !!
  Chris Colfer: Not Liza?

• @LoveColfer: Was acting you first carrer choice?
  Chris Colfer: No, acting was second choice... Wizard was first.

• @andersoncooper: Heading to dc this weekend to compete on jeopardy. Any tips?
  Chris Colfer: Say words you can't pronounce with a thick accent...works every time.
  @andersoncooper: Hadn't thought of this. Will try. Thanks!

• @lovelikecolfer: would you write a romance novel?
  Chris Colfer: Can there be dragons?

• I'm a polar bear tonight. Seriously, the big fluffy white Gucci sweater I wear in tonight's episode is just one of the many great things!

• Did you hear about the bear that was tranquilized and dragged out of the cemetery? That is SOOO how I feel most mornings!

• @BaileyRay1901 I like llamas cuz they don't fit in. Is it a sheep? Horse? Goat? Camel? I was a llama in HS. Didn't spit & crap all over tho.

• I hate getting caught without hair and makeup! RT @Chxnce: http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8opsfO2U1qzhfqco1_500.jpg

• I really hate paparazzi photos, especially this one, I was just having a bad day... http://tweetphoto.com/41169587

• I'm going to start my 'own' network too. CCC: The Chris Colfer Channel. It'll mostly consist of space documentaries and alpaca contests.

• Coming soon to CCC (The Chris Colfer Channel)... http://twitpic.com/3mvyld

• I've had worse interviews... https://youtu.be/cHJUdin2COc

Chris Colfer's outfit today made me refer to Kurt as "Yassar".

— Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) October 7, 2011

@Meg_Doyle is my sweet niecey and works on Glee. @chriscolfer is my co-Emmy nominee!! twitpic.com/6lio4s

— Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) September 16, 2011

About to pop with pride for my extended familys nominations, @chriscolfer, @janemarielynch, @dotmariejones @gwynethpaltrow @Kristenchenoweth

— Mark Salling (@MarkSalling) September 18, 2011

The glee bros and I wanted to keep up our chops up over the hiatus so we formed a tribute band yfrog.com/kjv9jljj

— Mark Salling (@MarkSalling) July 31, 2011

Big ups to @chriscolfer for his golden globe, 20 years old, so incredible, so proud of you

— Mark Salling (@MarkSalling) January 17, 2011

hey @druidDUDE @frankenteen @chriscolferi dunno how they found this footage from the next episodehttp://tinyurl.com/ybqg7z5

— Mark Salling (@MarkSalling) November 12, 2009

• Chris Colfer: Land of Colfer is trending?? I'm assuming someone leaked the blueprints of my future theme park...
  
  Chord Overstreet: @chriscolfer sorry I saw them the other day and tweeted it. I thought that everyone should know about what's to come for theme parks!
  
  Chris Colfer: @chordoverstreet That's it! Trouty Mouth Mountain is officially cancelled.

• @RhapsoMylo: @chriscolfer The Land of Colfer! bit.ly/HtzIMJ (not made by me)
  
  Chris Colfer: @RhapsoMylo Ahhhahahaha! That's awesome! Love it!

• @scrunchyblaine: @chriscolfer hi i drew your theme park, i'm glad you liked it!!! (does that mean i get discounted entry once you build it heh :P)
  
  Chris Colfer: @scrunchyblaine Season Pass for life! : )

• @biancanaca My only vocal training before glee was community theatre, school shows, and the shower. #glee

• @BwayBabz My favorite song to sing is probably And I'm Telling You in the shower. Don't tell anyone though. #glee

• On a good day I can hit a high C. A really, really, good day. And have to be in the car where no one can hear me...or judge me.

• Hit a high A today while driving! Oh yeaaaaah!

• Has anyone else ever started humming/singing in an elevator and then realized you aren't alone? #momentsthatsuck

• Just saw the Glee 3D Concert Movie!!! It was so amazing!!! After forty something performances I was still smiling and singing along! : )

• @callmemarc_: what do you sing when you are taking a shower? : )
  
  Chris Colfer: Lothlorien from the Lord of the Rings musical mostly.

• @iAshian: What was your favourite song to sing in Shirley Todd? : )
  
  Chris Colfer: "The Worst Pies In London" and "Nothing's Gonna Harm You"!!!

• Thanks everyone! Glad you enjoyed tonight's episode! It was a dream come true to sing Defying Gravity! How great is Mike O'Malley? : )

• I had a dream that I got a bunch of misspelled tattoos. "Def Graviy" was one of them. Talk about a nightmare!

• OMG! The Emmys were so much fun! Got to work with Tina Fey and Betty White! Dream come true! Jimmy rocked! So happy for Jane and Ryan! : )

• I had such a wonderful time at @TheEllenShow!!! It was a dream come true!!! Thanks to her and her great crew!!!

• I feel like today was a dream! I met the President of the United States, JK Rowling, and Ellen's Mom Betty DeGeneres! so surreal!

• Yesterday I was in a van with Olivia Newton-John, Josh Groban, Idina Menzel, and Jane Lynch. I think I had a dream just like that once.

• @alittlelamb I just had the craziest pirate dream and thought of you and our adventures at the pirate museum in Chicago.

• I just had the craziest Wizard of Oz dream. I got tired of walking down the yellow brick road so I stole a munchkin's car. Poor little guy.

• I had a dream last night that I fainted during Single Ladies. Explaining to the doctor why I was in sequins and a leotard was interesting.

• In nightmares I always make sure I have my keys, cell phone, wallet, glasses, and possible luggage before running away from monsters.

• @amanda_sanroman: do you have any reoccurring dreams??
  
  Chris Colfer: Yes! I'm twelve again and I keep missing my ques in old community theater shows.

"Tiiiiiiiiiiin Roof, RUSTED!" -@chriscolfer lol best part of the song

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) February 15, 2012

@MsAmberPRiley "And I Will Always Love You," best part of my life. Ms. Houston is bragging about you in heaven.

— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) February 15, 2012

@chriscolfer thank you babe

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) February 15, 2012

Im just now watching too. Those things make me nervous. Episode is sooo good!@NayaRivera: No. Way. @chriscolfer with those swords!!

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) September 28, 2011

@chriscolfer @JennaUshkowitz @msleamichele easy bake oven ahahahahaha I really cracked up when i thought of that this morning! #insider

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) August 10, 2011

Happy Birthday @chriscolfer! I love you!

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) May 27, 2011

Sister Act was amazing! And @patinamiller was amazing in it! Love! @ashleyfink @chriscolfer @msleamichele

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) April 29, 2011

Congratulations and well deserved @chriscolfer for being one of Times most influential ppl. And a good job to @alittlelamb excellent!

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) April 21, 2011

Before I go to bed I would just like to say @chriscolfer WON a GOLDEN GLOBE aaaaaahhhhh! Yes!!!! Still too excited lol! Ok gnite tweethearts

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) January 18, 2011

Look who's back at the table! Golden Globe WINNER @chriscolfer! Title for the rest of ur LFE!http://plixi.com/p/70527971

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) January 17, 2011

#FckYeah @chriscolfer! You deserve it baby! OMG! Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! So proud of you! *tears*

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) January 17, 2011

My Heroes RT @druidDUDE: how friggin great were @chriscolfer & @mrmaxadler tonight!??

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) November 10, 2010

I drove so technically @chricolfer and @msleamichele came to Target with me LOL

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) November 4, 2010

you are amazing, you made me cry AGAIN! @chriscolfer such a wonderful artist lmbo!

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) October 6, 2010

*cough* Emmy *cough* @chriscolfer

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) October 6, 2010

So I told @chriscolfer how much I love Nancy Grace and walked into to this in my trailer this morning lol!http://tweetphoto.com/38553287

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) August 13, 2010

Omg! My brothers are co-hosting the TCA's lol! @chriscolfer @druidDUDE @Mark_Salling!!! I betta get a surfboard *shakes fist* LOL!

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) July 27, 2010

Happy B Day to my bff!!!! Love u @chriscolfer

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) May 27, 2010

• Headed to the Kid's Choice Awards! Presenting with Heidi Klum. I've brought an umbrella and a poncho... #KidsChoiceAwards

• @nicolfer__: describe being slimed in one word
  Chris Colfer: Birth.
  

• @nattyjb92: what's worse: slime or slushie? : )
  Chris Colfer: They're about the same actually.

• @kurtsy_hummel: How long did it take for you to get yourself un-slimed?
  Chris Colfer: Hours!

• I would totally get a Gold Medal if "blending into the snow" was a Winter Olympic sport.

• Quote of the night: "I'm so white I'm practically see-thru!"-Me "His mom is half wonder-bread!"-@DarrenCriss. Hahahaha!

• Meg_Doyle: Dear Santa, Please bring us spray tans for Christmas. With love, The Alabaster Duo @chriscolfer & @Meg_Doyle pic.twitter.com/qGBaO6P5
  
  
  
  Chris Colfer: @Meg_Doyle You think the government would pay for it? It would be a form of radiation clean-up.

• Lea Michele: Who wouldn't want to be in between these two boys.. ; ) http://pic.twitter.com/R6z5GSHT
  
  
  
  Chris Colfer: @msleamichele Darren Criss and Casper the Friendly Ghost?

• Thank you Jamie and Chloe for my Llama puzzle!!! So sweet! Although I'm not sure I have 3 years and up to commit to it. ; )

• Thanks so much to all the Kurtsies for the awesome cookbook! 100 pages of food! I have the BEST fans! =)

• I love it when people send us gifts on Twitter! RT @chicadelaflor: @chriscolfer for you... I hope that you like =D http://twitpic.com/tojjh

• @LucileMarie My family especially loves my birthday book! Thank you so much again! : )

• @Hugs4Chris Seriously though, those were the best muffins I have ever had! And I ain't bluffin'! : ) So special!

• @Gleeker1985: just letting you know I left a gift for your birthday at the mall with a staff member today! Mark Salling was witness!
  
  Chris Colfer: Thank you for your kind letter and gift! @Ashley_Fink may steal it from me. ; )

• I want to thank @colfertweets and @archulambertbby and EVERYONE that helped make those touching bday videos! I kinda live for you guys! : )

• Finally got to open bday presents mailed from Korea, China, Japan, Australia, Europe, the States, etc. I am shocked by the thoughtfulness! Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart! I'm so spoiled I'm practically decomposed! xoxo

• @Hugs4Chris Thank you guys for the beautiful flowers! : ) #OverdueTweet

• Curt Mega: @chriscolfer If you direct Candyland... can I audition for Lord Licorice? : )
  
  Chris Colfer: @curtmega Only if I can get @grantgust as Mr. Mint, @DominicMBarnes as Jolly, and @rikerR5 as Plumpy. #OldSchool

• @hannahthelion12: @curtmega @chriscolfer my friends and I actually wrote Candyland the Musical a few years ago! We never put it on:( seeing this made me happy
  
  Chris Colfer: @hannahthelion12 I wrote a "Candy Land: The Musical" when I was in high school too! Alas, it never left my computer... ; )

• Dominic Barnes: @chriscolfer Do you see what you have started? Lol #Candyland pic.twitter.com/zhs71u3U
  

(The interview that started it all:The Insider)

• Chris Colfer: I adopted a cat today from the West Valley Animal Shelter! His name is Brian, he's 8 years-old and 20 pounds! lockerz.com/s/200540572
  
  Brian Dannelly: @chriscolfer I think it's a perfect name for a cat.
  
  Grant Gustin: @chriscolfer very nice!

• @MarieMaps: Congrats!!! Now you're a proud daddy!!!
  
  Chris Colfer: Oh no! He's my roommate, I'm too young to be a Daddy.

• @tracy_mom220: why did u name it Brian? We are all curious!
  
  Chris Colfer: That was his name, I would have named him Freud or Poker.

• Chris Colfer: Note to self: Next time you're looking for keys, wallet, or phone, begin with checking under the cat.
  
  @JenikahMichael: @chriscolfer as long as you don't have to look IN the cat... I think that's okay
  
  Chris Colfer: @JenikahMichael Hahaha! Next time I lose my phone, if the cat is uncontrollably purring every time I call it, I may have to go there.

• @juiceboxandlove: do you ever speak to your cat in a baby voice and if so, do you call it sweetums or cute baby names??? :D
  
  Chris Colfer: Usually call him "dude" or "mister" or "Brian that's not your food!"

• For the record, I have one cat and five fish... But I may be returning to five cats and one fish. He's a rager.

• @JennSergio: pretty sure you should make a spontaneous trip to Disney World... and bring Brian along..
  
  Chris Colfer: Brian loves room service.

• @GLEEfulFangirl: Does Brian prefer wet or dry cat food?
  
  Chris Colfer: He prefers MY food.

• @MeganMcCawley: who's gonna watch Brian while your on tour?!
  
  Chris Colfer: U busy?

• @colfertastic: Has Brian read the Land Of Stories?? :D
  
  Chris Colfer: No, he's more of an internal affairs and espionage kind of reader.

• I don't know who inspires me more, Jane Lynch or Sue Sylvester. Both are brilliant! #glee

• I think all "Chuck Norris" jokes are funnier when they become "Sue Sylvester" jokes. Think about it...

• Okay, the "Chuck Norris/Sue Sylvester" jokes are hysterical! Please keep them coming! I need a catheter to read them!

• My favorite SS joke so far is "There is no 'ctrl' button on Sue Sylvester's computer. Sue Sylvester is always in control."

• Okay, here's mine: "Sue Sylvester would have never let Taylor Swift finish." Any good?

• Haha! Love it! RT: Sue Sylvester is the main reason Kurt Hummel is gay.

• Sue Sylvester is a trending topic, and I take total credit! Hehehe. The jokes are great guys! I'm saving them!

• We made Sue Sylvester the second most trending topic! Make sure to follow the "real" Sue @S_SylvesterGLEE. Had so much fun! Goodnight Twits!

• I'm hiding in Sue Sylvester's office! Shhh!

• I'm in Sue Sylvester's office playing with all her fun exercise gadgets!

• @KChenoweth You should dress Maddie up as Sue Sylvester! That would be more adorable than a baby seal in roller skates!

• This Halloween more men are going as Sue Sylvester than Iron Man!

• I'm thinking Sue Sylvester needs to replace Simon on Idol.

• Trending?!?! Thank you tweeps! That is so sweet of you! Not gonna lie, I'm a little teary eyed. :') #ChrisColferLovesYouBack

• You guys and your trending topics are hysterical! If I'm perfect then this world is in trouble! #ButChrisAppreciatesIt

• I accept the trending nomination! When is my coronation?