Re: Kurt Hummel Snark & Bark Thread--Part 1

[fantastica]

me three!

[Jellyrolls]

I like to think of it as Chris (not Kurt) thinking, "Ugh, now I have to sit here an watch those stupid ass derpy faces for the next two hours whil the film him overacting a song AGAIN."

You know, now that I think of it, I shouldn't complain abouot the derpy face gifs. Or having to watch it on the show. I can ignore the gifs, and I can fast forward through the performances. But poor Chris had to sit 10 feet away and watch Darren make those faces over and over and over again.

And not only did he have to watch it, he had to pretend to like it too.

Poor Chris.

[fantastica]

hey, how do you know he hates that derpy face? you are not him, he's not you, you can't get into his head, so you don't know!

maybe they are secretely in love. maybe htey text each other "babe" all the time! you know they don't tweet each other much because they are already texting each other to death! maybe that text to Ricky Martin was intended for DC and was sent by mistake! Maybe they are having hot sex right now. Maybe he is trying to help DC come out. who knows!

[Jellyrolls]

hey, how do you know he hates that derpy face? you are not him, he's not you, you can't get into his head, so you don't know!

Don't tell me you think Chris is a CrissColfer shipper.

And I think Chris probably had nightmares after watching cough syrup filmed.

[fantastica]

I bet Chris is sleep walking in his dream. it's you who is having nightmares!

[Jellyrolls]

Yes. I have nightmares from all the derpy face photos on this thread.

[Guest]

hey, how do you know he hates that derpy face? you are not him, he's not you, you can't get into his head, so you don't know!

maybe they are secretely in love. maybe htey text each other "babe" all the time! you know they don't tweet each other much because they are already texting each other to death! maybe that text to Ricky Martin was intended for DC and was sent by mistake! Maybe they are having hot sex right now. Maybe he is trying to help DC come out. who knows!

Maybe you are delusional!!! Just because u r a Blaine lover, do not try and convince us that CrissColfer is an actual reality!! Next thing we know, u will be making those derpy faces and pee pee moves!

[fantastica]

^ exactly!

[Guest]

^ exactly!

AND STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF!!!!

[fantastica]

^ I am purrrrty! and sexy! and everybody loves me!

- Blaine

[Jellyrolls]

^ exactly!

AND STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF!!!!

OMG! Carrie figured it out! Fantastica is really Darren!

[fantastica]

ok confession time - he's my twin brother! his real name is Fantastico. we are like yin and yang - He's white and I am black!

[Guest]

And here is another Kurt response to Darren

BORING

[Shinra17]

^ mega-boring I would say.

or pushing the button of a remote control (and sending someone else flying very high in the sky? )

like sending someone to far far far away from Ohio??? lol

Precisely, that's the point of flying very high: you land very far.

^ exactly!

AND STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF!!!!

You're both crazy!!!

[fantastica]

^ 'cause we need some entertainment honey!

[Guest]

All those pix of Darren and his hairy chest and dropped low pants will never compete with Chris Colfer in tonight's play!! Or we have Darren and Kermit and Chris and a myriad of stars. U choose!!

[fantastica]

^ I choose freedom, justice, and the American way (of shallowness).

[Guest]

A SCENE WITH BLAINE:


A SCENE WITHOUT BLAINE:

[brisallie]

^ I am purrrrty! and sexy! and everybody loves me!

- Blaine

that remind me a scene from Bring it on : Bring it on

You know, there're moments I think what does Chris really think about Klaine?

[fantastica]

^ he will never say. he will say something bad about other people's work outright. throwing some shades maybe.

[Guest]

Ryan Murphy said that every season of AHS would revolve around a different storyline with different characters.

I just have to put this here because Ryan has now said Jessica Lange will be RETURNING as the star of the show. Does this man ever tell the truth????

the ones that are confirmed returning from s1 are rabe, paulson, peters, quinto and lange

[fantastica]

^ never! He is not a lier, but he changes his minds all the time. which means there's still hope that he will get rid of all the newbies and keep all the oldies in the next season, because like Jessica Lange, the oldies win awards and hearts and audiences. the newbies do nothing.

[tanita_mors]

RM didn't lie. He said before that he hopes some of the cast from season 1 will return in season 2 with completely different parts and it's no wonder that JL is the lead now. She and Evan Petters were the standouts in season 1 for me.

[Guest]

OK - nasty but I had to laugh. Is there someone in this world who does not know Darren's name??



This makes Darren sound like a baby sitter

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@DarrenCriss seriously great to meet you at 8 the play. thanks for being so cool to my nieces and nephews! you rock. plaintiff @paulkatami

Sorry, I just think was a stupid remark making light of an historic event.
LA Times: Ministry of Gossip

"How come no one knew their lines?" joked an adorable Darren Criss, referring to the actors' being "on book," thus qualifying the production as a staged reading. Criss admitted that the performances got him a bit choked up.

[Guest]

Chris's hair by the end of the season

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