Kurt Hummel Snark & Bark Thread--Part 1

[Jellyrolls]

Welcome to the Kurt Hummel Snark and Bark Thread!

Feel free to use this thread as a place to vent about characters, actors, and scenes involving Chris!

Vent and snark away, but please keep in mind that attacks on other posters will not be tolerated.

[Shinra17]

So, let's begin! I've have watched the last eps only recently and haven't expressed myself on it yet. Again, the thing that "shocked" me: during the last musical number, blaine spent quite some time singing and dancing around Kurt, which was really nice from him for once (I would have preferred that he began to pay attention to his boyfriend first though, rather that trying to impress the whole group of people with his big entrance). But then, at one moment, he left Kurt and moved himself sexually towards the group of girls at Puck's table. I've seen a lot of gay films, some of them with out gay singers and performers (as characters). I don't remember any of them trying to seduce women, even in the context of the show, they flirted with men (well, they're gay after all). The worst is that I didn't react first, since Blaine flirting with girls is nearly canon, it was only after a brief instant that I was like: what the hell is he doing??? It's not like I was ready to change my point of view about him but he manages to be more detestable with each episode passing...

[Jellyrolls]

I totally agree with you, Shinra. I was aggrevated to see Blaine seem more interested in impressing the crowd, and flirting with the girls than in his boyfriend who was missing him so badly that he mentioned him in episodes when he wasn't there, and pined over him thinking that Blaine was a romantic sending him cards and gorilla grams.

The scene bothered me a lot because I thought that it really showed the contrast between how Kurt and Blaine are portrayed on the show. Kurt comes back to school after four months away, and gets a round of applause from the Glee Club. Blaine comes back after two weeks on his sick bed, and he gets the cheers, praise, and admiration of a roomful of people. Blaine gets to work the room and be followed around by the busty co-eds. Kurt gets to stand on stage and take his place with the girls singing and dancing backup.

I know a lot of people loved the scene because it made Kurt happy. I just couldn't see the happy Kurt as easy as everyone because it was hidden behind the Blaine Darren showboating.

[Glorfindel]

I agree with both of you. Blaine is bi, no doubt.

What also bothered me in that scene was that when Kurt was singing Blaine was also in the shot all the time. When Blaine was singing it was him alone in the shot, or with girls, not Kurt.
Of course it was sweet that Blaine (finally) wanted to be with Kurt, but couldn't he just take one step away from him while Kurt was singing? His OTT faces kept distracting me from Kurt, in a bad way.

Can you believe it that as soon as was known that Blaine sings

Spoiler:

to Kurt, some Blainers started complaining why Blaine always has to sing to Kurt (his 4th serenade to Kurt), and why doesn't Kurt get of his lazy ass and stop being a bad boyfriend and sing to Blaine for once? They actually are mad at Kurt for not serenading to his boyfriend when Blaine has done it so many times to him.
'Ben' doesn't count in their opinion, because Rachel was the one that suggested that song, not Kurt.
I mean, really? I'd take Kurt serenading Blaine if that means another Kurt solo.


Off topic, but this is a very therapeutic thread.

[Shinra17]

Of course it was sweet that Blaine (finally) wanted to be with Kurt, but couldn't he just take one step away from him while Kurt was singing? His OTT faces kept distracting me from Kurt, in a bad way.

I would greatly appreciate it too, for all screencaps I made and that I have to cut his face out of it

why doesn't Kurt get of his lazy ass and stop being a bad boyfriend and sing to Blaine for once?

I can think of some many funny answers to this question

[Jellyrolls]

I would really like to know what the heck Blaine was doing with all of his bed rest time. Gosh, he must have been in bad shape if Kurt couldn't have even seen him.

You know what, I wish Kurt would sing to Blaine too because maybe then we'd actually get to hear Kurt's voice. But then again, Blaine will probably beat him over the head with an eye patch and steal the microphone from Kurt anyways.

Side note, this is the first time I've seen a spoiler tag in this board. I like it. I like just clicking to see the spoiler rather than having to highlight it to read it. I'll be curious to hear if our iPad and tablet users can use open the spoilers here easily.

[Shinra17]

and this kind of spoiler allows you to hide pictures as well!

[Guest]

I was so excited about the trailer and feeling so magnanimous, I could almost tolerate Blaine. That didn't last long! I have given up in hoping TPTB would just back off on him. Frankly, I find his acting cringe-worthy and his facial expressions so stupid that I have a hard time understanding how anyone could think that is cute, but obviously they do. What I try to tell myself is that Chris is still happy to be on the show. He has enuf outside stuff going on that I doubt he gives Darren much thought. They are - after all - basically headed in different directions. Darren will do his Starkid stuff and write his music, bring bucks into Broadway, whether he is good or not and Chris will do books and movies and Lord knows what else.. I am in awe that Chris's first acting job outside Glee (and his own movie) is with the likes of George Clooney, Kevin Bacon, et al. And he is younger than all of them! He said in one interview that he already has his second book written in his head, it just needs to be put on paper. Can you believe that last summer, while on the tour, he was working on the movie and the book also! And I never heard anything about a second movie until we heard that he already had producer and director for it. Glee has become a crap story and I really don't care much anymore what they do. I'll watch for Chris cuz I want him on my screen and pray those other projects keep coming. Kudos to his managing team for heading him to the right venues!!

[Jellyrolls]

You know, I was complaining to Fantastica about the SBL trailer being horrible because there was no Blarren in it. Wahhhh. I want Blarren <sips Kool Aid>

[fantastica]

I agree with both of you. Blaine is bi, no doubt.

To me it looks like Blaine is straight but turned bi for Kurt.

I can't believe everybody is hanging out in this thread. so evil you people!

[Guest]

I can't believe everybody is hanging out in this thread. so evil you people!

Well hell, Jellyrolls is sipping her Kool Aid and we have to hang here to catch her when she falls (in love with Blaine!)

Hey, you found your butt twirling bear!!

[Jellyrolls]

I can't believe everybody is hanging out in this thread. so evil you people!

Well hell, Jellyrolls is sipping her Kool Aid and we have to hang here to catch her when she falls (in love with Blaine!)

I've been practicing my flirty faces and batting my eyelashes in preparation of that day.

[fantastica]

Hey, you found your butt twirling bear!!

time to join jellyfish to seduce blaine.

[Jellyrolls]

Hey, you found your butt twirling bear!!

time to join jellyfish to seduce blaine.

Are you trying to tell me I need to shake my ass at Blarren?

[fantastica]

^ nah, you will do your lash and face thing. i will do my butt thing. carrie will shake her boobs. we all see who gets him first.

[Jellyrolls]

^ nah, you will do your lash and face thing. i will do my butt thing. carrie will shake her boobs. we all see who gets him first.

<starts using my best Kurt voice> Fantastica, are you flirting with my man?

[fantastica]

^ he ain't your man yet. right now he's fair game. carrie and I all want a piece of his pot pie. basically we want everything you want, because we resent you getting everything.

[Guest]

First of all, you have to have boobs to shake! I'm afraid I do not fit that profile. Well - I mean I have them, but not enuf for a convincing shake. Sigh - Altho he would flirt with me even if I was a tree.

The tweeters are trying to convince me that Blaine is a "STAR" of the show because the couple is so popular. hee hee

[fantastica]

^ I am sure you have more boobs than kurt hummel does (actually you both have 2 but you know what i mean). whatever you have will be enough to make blaine doing heart-eyes to you, unless of course, if he loves my butt twirl better.

[Jellyrolls]

^ he ain't your man yet. right now he's fair game. carrie and I all want a piece of his pot pie. basically we want everything you want, because we resent you getting everything.

You just gave the reason why Blarren should be mine. He gets everything. I get everything. We're meant to be. It's canon.

<throws up>

[fantastica]

no, blaines only pairs up w/ some one who gets nothing, in canon. you will find your own homeless Bret.

[Guest]

True - Jellyrolls has the power so I cede my share of Blarren to her (after all, I have MY DARLING FIGGY). I can dream of him serenading her with flat notes each night (with a mic in his hand, of course).

I think the gorilla had bigger boobs than me!!

[fantastica]

^ go ahead and enjoy your figgy's twiggy. I am going for blaine's eye lashes. I want to collect enough of them to make a special hair brush.

[Guest]

allow me to help!! I will sneak up, bash him over the head, and rip them out by the handfuls! I will them roll him into a ditch and ... oh, where am I??

[fantastica]

^ you are in chris' colfer's second movie.

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