The Land of Stories 2 : Book Tour 2013

Or maybe he's laying claim to torture his fans, like 'mine, not yours'.

Glorfindel wrote:




I really love that little 'butt-touching-because-I-feel-a-bit-awkward-in-public' signature walk of his.

I love this too   is like his signature gesture when he's nervous. So I'm wondering if he feels relieved after touching his butt, does it has something special his butt? lol


P.S When it comes to languages, for me is easy to learn either portuguese or italian, and I thought it was gonna be easy to learn french, because it said to be similar to spanish, but I don't think so.

He looks a little like a penguin walking like that, with the slow waddling from side to side before picking up speed.

He's a grown ass man but it's still cute. His butt is his comfort blanket. "Yes it's still there after sitting on it for the past three hours!"

arina wrote:I read this on tumblr and it made me laugh "I just pictured Mr. Hellboy at night, tucked in bed, reading The Land of Stories"


Languages are like a horror for me. I had a german language in school since I was 9 and I swear I am not able to say one sentence in that language nowadays.... I have an absolutely terrible memory. Quite often I really want to say here something, add my opinion so I start a new post but I got stuck, don't know how to express what I wanted to say in english, so I delete it. It gives me an headache. Also I have an hard time to remember the words, I know I've searched for some words in the dictionary more than a hundred times but I stilll don't remember them. I've listened like million videos in english and still don't understandd speaking english. And a gramatic is another big problem.

I know that is very important to know it nowadays but I am just a lost case :-)

That's exactly how I am with French! From the third grade (age 8 or 9) and up we were forced to learn it as a second language (I was born and raised in Canada). Old habits die hard, and even when I moved to America I still took French all through middle school and even in my freshman year in high school. Can I speak a word of it today? Nope. I took one semester of Spanish in middle school and failed miserably. I took ASL last semester in college and passed with flying colors, but it's a visual language and not a spoken/written one.

And to all of you here who are self conscious about your English skills: don't be. You are achieving something so hard, and you're all eloquent and better than you think you are.

valkeakuulas wrote:He looks a little like a penguin walking like that, with the slow waddling from side to side before picking up speed.

He's a grown ass man but it's still cute. His butt is his comfort blanket. "Yes it's still there after sitting on it for the past three hours!"

His bottom is probably numb!

valkeakuulas wrote:He looks a little like a penguin walking like that, with the slow waddling from side to side before picking up speed.

He's a grown ass man but it's still cute. His butt is his comfort blanket. "Yes it's still there after sitting on it for the past three hours!"

 It might be that's the reason why he takes care so much of his butt, "Are you still there sweetie?"

@MovieAreLife, I'm not an expert at learning skills, but you might be a visual learning. I mean, as you said it wasn't difficult for you to learn ASL.

Maybe. When it comes to English, written (mostly written) and spoken teaching methods are just fine. But foreign languages? Screw that! Give me visual.

Meeting Chris at Union Square
(I’ve been fortunate enough to meet him a few times so I didn’t have anything original to ask so after our initial conversation this happened)

Me: So we [my friend was with me] have to know, how much of the Downton Abbey impression scenes between you and Oliver were ad-libbed?

Chris: Oh gosh, all of it, the entire thing! *laughs*

My friend: I could watch you guys just do that for an hour.

Chris: *laughs* Yeah it was a lot of fun I love working with Oliver.

Me: Yeah, you guys were great, we’re really hoping he comes back!

Chris: *laughs* Me too, me too! I love Oliver, I love him, he’s great! So, keep campaigning!

[x]

 

oh, i hate cookies. i would rather eat ice cream.

fantastica wrote:oh, i hate cookies. i would rather eat ice cream.

I like both, but prefer a frozen coffee drink. Like a Java Chip Frappuccino from Starbucks.

Cute!! I'd give anything to have Chris come over and bring me some cookies! I hear chocolate chip is his go-to thing to bake! Mmmmm....my favorite!

brisallie wrote:

Glorfindel wrote:




I really love that little 'butt-touching-because-I-feel-a-bit-awkward-in-public' signature walk of his.

I love this too   is like his signature gesture when he's nervous. So I'm wondering if he feels relieved after touching his butt, does it has something special his butt? lol

I think this justifies a scientific study. Is his butt special? Does it have magical (soothing?) powers when touched? Does it only work for him or also for others who were to touch his butt?  
I suggest a test panel. Any volunteers?  

sheny wrote:

So Oliver is a friend of Chris, that's really nice. I bet they talk a lot about Downtown Abbey and the queen. 
 
And lol, Oliver mentioning Will. The tinhatter crisscolfers will just luuuuv that: I bet they now want to see Kurt break up with Adam even more (as crisscolfers are klainers also).

I'm hoping that OKJ doesn't get slaughtered for his off side comment about Will especially. He just casually mentions the three people he hangs out with.

Perhaps the butt is bringing luck to whoever touches it. (Will have to see if suddenly Will becomes a huge movie success! I'm tired so excuse my silly giggling mind.)

i wanna join Marie's "chris colfer butt testing panel".  

I love that tweet. I love Oliver and Chris (plus Will and Ashley) hanging out. That gives me such warm feelings!

^ +1

fantastica wrote:i wanna join Marie's "chris colfer butt testing panel".  

Somehow I knew you'd be the first to volunteer.

^ oh snap! it's a trap!

fantastica wrote:^ oh snap! it's a trap!

You just rhymed.  

MoviesAreLife wrote:

fantastica wrote:^ oh snap! it's a trap!

You just rhymed.  

 She's loosey goosey.

Glorfindel wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

fantastica wrote:^ oh snap! it's a trap!

You just rhymed.  

 She's loosey goosey.

Of course!

Look, more butt touching!



He's just torturing us by drawing attention to it, imo.


Or maybe that's where he keeps his magic wand.
(Oops, that came out a lot dirtier than I thought, lol.)

Glorfindel wrote:Look, more butt touching!



He's just torturing us by drawing attention to it, imo.


Or maybe that's where he keeps his magic wand.
(Oops, that came out a lot dirtier than I thought, lol.)

OMFG!!!!

Okay, those pants are tight. Maybe he's wearing a thong to avoid creases?

Nah, I still say his butt is numb after sitting there for hours.

MoviesAreLife wrote:OMFG!!!!

Okay, those pants are tight. Maybe he's wearing a thong to avoid creases?

Nah, I still say his butt is numb after sitting there for hours.

But this was when he arrived! Not after he finished signing.
I think we should study this phenomenom some more.....closely.




Here's a new video of the 'Cumberland' joke he made at the midnight event:

it takes some gut to rub chris' butt.