Silly Mocking Role Play

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Heather, I am sorry to disappoint you, but we won't marry. It would be my personal hell of a wedding .

B-but I even pulled a Blaine and went ring shopping and dress shopping last night without your consent! What is more romantic than that!? I picked out the church, the cake, the bridesmaids...

We are endgame.

^Creepy.
"...pulled a Blaine..."

MoviesAreLife wrote:

brisallie wrote:Got it. From where's the accent btw?.

Um...nowhere. Just me being stupid! XD

Oh, I thought it came from this:

MoviesAreLife wrote:

B-but I even pulled a Blaine and went ring shopping and dress shopping last night without your consent! What is more romantic than that!? I picked out the church, the cake, the bridesmaids...

We are endgame.

I knew I gave mixed signals and you thought we were dating. Your messages really started to creep me out, when you started to send me links to chapels and rings and chose some of your friends to be your bridemaids!!! Please un-pull the Blaine, so I can start talking to you again.

P.S. I am totally ‘white dress and nothing else’ kind of girl. Also I hate pink. Sorry to destroy your illusions .

MoviesAreLife wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Heather, I am sorry to disappoint you, but we won't marry. It would be my personal hell of a wedding .

B-but I even pulled a Blaine and went ring shopping and dress shopping last night without your consent! What is more romantic than that!? I picked out the church, the cake, the bridesmaids...

We are endgame.

I was going to be the maid of honor. Does this mean I have to return the maid of honor gift you gave me?

Did I just destroy a forum wedding? Shame on me!

Lottie2303 wrote:Did I just destroy a forum wedding? Shame on me!

The weddings cancelled?! Dammit! I was supposed to be the best man! I even had a pink sparkly tux picked out to color coordinate. Curse you, Lottie.

Hey, just send me many, expensive gifts and I might change my mind

I was the wedding singer.
I was going to sing 'Come What May' and 'Candles' (so romantic).

Glorfindel wrote:I was the wedding singer.
I was going to sing 'Come What May' and 'Candles' (so romantic).

Oh the shame. Now have to get married against my will. Blaine spoke to us all!

Total buzzkill! I would have so enjoyed shopping a dress for that sparkly wedding, since it's been almost five years since I attended a wedding.

Shame on you for not honoring the age old tradition of marrying just because of recommendations and not really knowing each other.

@Heather: "Pulling a Blaine!" You should trademark that for this board, it's hilarious!

Heather, my opinion is neglected and your catchphrase is just too hilarious. Guess I have no choice. I also means I am Kurt and you are Blaine. I can manage that for my future life .

Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

what? what wedding? are we going to have a wedding? forget about the gift. just invite me to eat!

MoviesAreLife wrote:Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

(I am at work and my boss is not sitting far away. I am internally dying of laughter).

What do you propose? Also the glitter needs to go - I hate glitter!

Come on, you guys. Let's all slut shame Lottie for being so mean to me! That should convince her we are soulmates! Let's all sing her a song! Oh, I know...how about "You Oughta Know". She's probably cheating on me because she doesn't realize we are endgame. That's okay. I'm mad, but I also love her no matter how perfectly imperfect she is.

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

(I am at work and my boss is not sitting far away. I am internally dying of laughter).

What do you propose? Also the glitter needs to go - I hate glitter!

But I LOVE glitter! It is to me what hairgel is to Blaine.

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

(I am at work and my boss is not sitting far away. I am internally dying of laughter).

What do you propose? Also the glitter needs to go - I hate glitter!

But what about my glittery pink tux? I got it specially for you. As your best man, I want to make a statement!

I think you should call Will and see if being a wedding planner is amongst his many talents/jobs.

My boss actually just caught me, I started laughing too hard .

So who is your Sam and Tina, with whom you can gush about being so perfect, while I sit in my little corner admiring you? Any volunteers?

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

(I am at work and my boss is not sitting far away. I am internally dying of laughter).

What do you propose? Also the glitter needs to go - I hate glitter!

You can't be Kurt if you hate glitter though. You may have to re-think that.

ColdFlame96 wrote:

Lottie2303 wrote:

MoviesAreLife wrote:Karen, don't return the gift! Lottie will come to her senses soon enough!!!!

Lottie, shall I sing to you? Will that convince you that we are forever meant to be?! It has to. I am so charming. And hello...GLITTER!!! How can you say no to glitter?! Where is your heart? Why are you being so cold? Are you playing hard to get?

(I am at work and my boss is not sitting far away. I am internally dying of laughter).

What do you propose? Also the glitter needs to go - I hate glitter!

But what about my glittery pink tux? I got it specially for you. As your best man, I want to make a statement!

Thank you for being my best man, even if you are a woman (I assume).

So, this topic has turned into Lottie and Moviesarelife's wedding planning? First I didn't know you wanted to get married gurls, so is a surprise lol. And Lottie, if you don't like pink, what about a dark red dress with a little touch of glittery on it? I think red and white looks good together.

Lottie2303 wrote:My boss actually just caught me, I started laughing too hard .

So who is your Sam and Tina, with whom you can gush about being so perfect, while I sit in my little corner admiring you? Any volunteers?

Um hello? I already said I was the best man! I think that automatically makes me Sam. And Karen is the maid of honor, so she's Tina. And there shall be lots of glitter!

Jellyrolls wrote:I think you should call Will and see if being a wedding planner is amongst his many talents/jobs.

It's so confusing now that we have two Will's in the picture. Glee Will and the Wedding planner Will.

Does a black sequin dress count? I’d be willing to compromise. But hell to the yes, I will be capable to pull off a female Kurt! Heather has to be deal with being a creeper.