Gleetastic Satirical FanFic

^ they drunk too much cool aid. sigh...

wait til they read chap 8+ they will slit her throat in no time. now I feel bad for Karen.

Struck by Lightning wrote:

I started posting my fan fiction on fanfiction.net just for laughs. I posted the first two chapters last night and tonight. I just got my first review--someone told me my story was totally ridiculous. I responded and told them it's a satire. It's supposed to be ridiculous.

If anyone is on there and wants to read or post comments over there, you can find my story here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7899230/1/Gleetastic_Satirical_Fan_Fiction

LOL one of these reviewers (the Klaine fan) seems to think you're actually complimenting Blaine by creating a beautiful alternate reality where everyone loves him or w/e.

I was talking to Fantastica about this earlier in the week. It's kind of evil, but I'm getting a big kick out of posting it on there. Some of the usernames that have been following me are definite Blaine stans (one of them is DarrenCrissIsMyEdward Cullen ). I'm a bit behind on posting it there. I wanted to make sure I have Chapter 12 written before I catch up. I'm going to take some hate there eventually I'm sure. LOL.

^ honey it's gonna be more than "a little hate". if you want to know what it's like having millions of flesh eating killer ants crawling all over your body...

post the rest of your chapters in one single dump and never go back to read comments again.

I can take the hate (and dish it right back). hehe.

That user's latest review:

Klaine's getting wed. Are they too young? They've already cuddled in bed. Maybe some ladder rungs.

I can't rhyme.

And now I crave Kool-Aid.

No kidding. Maybe they'll never get offended if it's still going over their heads, but will just wish they were there to worship Blaine in person, drink the amazing Kool Aid and replace the evil characters who have gone astray.

it's kind of scary when life imitates art that makes fun of life.

Struck by Lightning wrote:That user's latest review:

Klaine's getting wed. Are they too young? They've already cuddled in bed. Maybe some ladder rungs.

I can't rhyme.

And now I crave Kool-Aid.

No kidding. Maybe they'll never get offended if it's still going over their heads, but will just wish they were there to worship Blaine in person, drink the amazing Kool Aid and replace the evil characters who have gone astray.

Dorothea, I actually edited day 8 and posted an authors note saying that people should google drink the kool aid and read the wiki article if they don't understand that part.

I'm fully expecting hate when I post chapter 9 up there.

Read your fic:

I like this scene in particular because is so beautiful and so truth what Sue says:

“Yes, Kurt,” Sue said. She sat on the coffee table in front of Kurt and took his hands. “Kurt, donating my eggs to your mom and dad was the best thing I have ever done in my life. I am so proud of the young man that you have come. You are the most kind, compassionate, and loving young man I have seen walk through the doors at McKinley. You are the strongest young man I know. You have taken more crap from more people, and you always come out of every situation having learned something and stronger. You have so much pride and confidence in yourself. You are an amazing young man, Kurt, and I am so proud of you.

Althought this scene was touching I couldn't stop burst out laughing because the whole chapter was so funny, see Blaine as the evil boy who drugged everyone and how everybody is finding out the truth now but I can't avoid to think in the real Glee: What would it happen if Blaine is not the dapper boy that everybody think he is but the opposite? However that it would means RIB is stealing you.

PS: Finn should read more because his only words are "dude" and "awesome" lol

Who knew Sue Sylvester could be so tender? hehe.

Yeah, Finn could use improvement in his vocabulary. I always say that a great drinking game when watching Glee would be to drink every time Finn says awesome or dude. hehe.

i have to revise my earlier post a bit - it's not that "you get better as time goes on" because you've been pretty consistent writing wise, but the story is definitely a lot more enjoyable now. The earlier chapter had so much blainefest I have to admit that reading through them was painful. I know it's a total satire but I really really really hate it everytime I see "i love blaine" in a sentence. I wanted to kill blaine w/ every single forseeable methods possible. And on top of that Figgy...

It's definitely a much enjoyable reading now especially when you said a lot of things that we kurtsies have been saying for so long, like the part that Romina quoted above.

Jellyrolls wrote:Who knew Sue Sylvester could be so tender? hehe.

Yeah, Finn could use improvement in his vocabulary. I always say that a great drinking game when watching Glee would be to drink every time Finn says awesome or dude. hehe.

Are you sure is not her good twin??? Since when she's so tender???

Next time I watch Glee I'll try to count how many "dude" and "awesomes" Finn says lol


@Fantastica : Maybe Jelly was writing nice things about Blaine because she had to distract us about the fact he actually was drugging everyone. But if you know well her "love" toward Blaine, you should had supposed she was going to write an unhappy end for him.

Thanks the quote I chose I think summarize all what Kurt is

^ oh I know jelly's intention. If i didn't know her better I'd quit reading after the first or second chapter. But still all this blaine worshipping is nauseating. Then we had Heart episode and when Blaine appeared in Sugar's Love shack at the end I was like "omg it's just like Jelly wrote" and it left such a bad taste in my mouth. I tried hard to ignore that and just enjoy Chris' singing and keep on thinking about hte hosptical scene w/ Karofsky... it's so weird because I didn't even like Karofsky but the hospital scene seemed so much more comforting than all this blainiac workship by comparison. Then Karen herself threw a huge fit here regarding that love shack scene. sigh...

and I love your new signature romina!

fantastica wrote:^ oh I know jelly's intention. If i didn't know her better I'd quit reading after the first or second chapter. But still all this blaine worshipping is nauseating. Then we had Heart episode and when Blaine appeared in Sugar's Love shack at the end I was like "omg it's just like Jelly wrote" and it left such a bad taste in my mouth. I tried hard to ignore that and just enjoy Chris' singing and keep on thinking about hte hosptical scene w/ Karofsky... it's so weird because I didn't even like Karofsky but the hospital scene seemed so much more comforting than all this blainiac workship by comparison. Then Karen herself threw a huge fit here regarding that love shack scene. sigh...

and I love your new signature romina!

Can you remind me in which episode Jelly wrote sth similar to "love shack"? Because if it was previous to that episode, there's not doubt RIB is reading her fic

You know, lately it doesn't matter how much you like or dislike a character, its depending more on how they're developing an scene, how they express their emotions to the audience. Is not the first time that I say "this -insert a name- is a bitch but is acting so well"

Thanks again my signature is from a korean group called snsd

Hi all,

I just posted the final chapter of Gleetastic Satirical Fan Fiction on tumblr. I think that Kurtsies will be happy with the way things turned out:

http://jellyrollskaren.tumblr.com/post/20501162459/gleetastic-satirical-fanfic-chapter-12

I apologize for any errors in spelling or grammar. I'm so busy right now that I just don't have time to put more effort into it, and I'm too tired to read through it. But I wanted to make sure I finished up the last part before my trip to France next week.

I loved it!!! That was one satisfying ending. And I love your Sue

I refuse to read it until jellyfish take off that stupid DC naked photoshoot in her signature.

Even through I can't picture Kurt without Blaine...I loved it.

Thanks for the comments, Ireth and Kurtsie4ever.

I guess you'll never know the ending, Kim

this is so sad. it will never come true in real glee.

So did you give in and read it, Kim? I thought you'd appreciate the beauty of the ending.

no comments.

No comments? But I put a picture of a cat in the special spoiler for you.

ain't gonna trick me w/ your childish tricks. A cat is never curious.