Gleetastic Satirical FanFic

Kim, the ultimate plan if you remember is that they would go to Vermont to get married. Blaine was going to have Sue do it in the auditorium, but that's because he's a bit of a moron.

Ireth, you'll just have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens.

BTW, do you know what "drinking the kool aid" means? From my understanding, it's more of a North American phrase. Here's a wiki article on it:

Drinking the Kool Aid

Just because you DNW doesn't mean it's not good.

I have plans. How can you see my vision for my story if you don't read it all?

Are these plans are 'revolutionary' by any chance, like RIB+'s great plans for $4 S4!?

And I love the subtle mentions of Kool Aid throughout the chapters, very dystopian. I wonder how long Burt will stay safe/sane?

^You'll just have to wait and see. I don't want to say too much--I want everyone to be surprised when they read it. I do have a big plot twist that no one will expect coming up.

Jellyrolls wrote:Kim, the ultimate plan if you remember is that they would go to Vermont to get married. Blaine was going to have Sue do it in the auditorium, but that's because he's a bit of a moron.

Ireth, you'll just have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens.

BTW, do you know what "drinking the kool aid" means? From my understanding, it's more of a North American phrase. Here's a wiki article on it:

Drinking the Kool Aid

That's really interesting, and Blaine is now much creepier in my eyes. Can't wait for the next chapter.

back to the serious side, it was good that I did the little research on Ohio marriage law. I didn't realize they have a constitutional ban on same sex marriage. I think many southern/mid-western states (the so called red states) have it too. It's such a shame and it made me rage. the constitution is all about enabling rights for the individuals to protect them from the tyrany of hte majority, never about taking rights away. Now we have state constitutions that impose that tyrany of majority onto individuals to deprive them of basic rights that everyone else can freely enjoy. this is so unforunate!

I hope shows like glee can gradually educate people and change more minds.

p.s. klaine can get married in vertmont or NY but their marriage will not be recognized under Onio law or even the federal law. marriage is a state law matter, and the federal government generally reconize them except for common law marriages and same-sex marriages. so if klaine are ever applying for federal programs/benefits pertaining to spouses they are out of luck.

Ireth wrote:Does Blaine put love potions in his Kool Aid? Because there's no way Kurt would pick Blaine over Figgy.

My dear girl, you have exquisite taste!! FIGGY is just so adorable! and, of course, dotes on our Kurt. How can he be resisted?? Kurt just needs to stop drinking that darn Kool-aid!!

I havent' read it yet, then I read Carrie's post. I won't read it if it has Figgy. He used to be my favorite but ever since Carrie swooned over him again and again I started to resent him more and more. He's becoming blaine 2.0 now. So get rid of Figgy and I shall review your newest chapter.

fantastica wrote:I havent' read it yet, then I read Carrie's post. I won't read it if it has Figgy. He used to be my favorite but ever since Carrie swooned over him again and again I started to resent him more and more. He's becoming blaine 2.0 now. So get rid of Figgy and I shall review your newest chapter.

How DARE you compare my DIVINE FIGGY to that Kool-aid swilling, face derping, short, gel haired, singing fool?????

^ at least derpy sings. your fig doesn't.

^^ Ah, but he does not need to. His speaking voice is the stuff that makes angles weep with joy. So very lyrical! I imagine Marie would write pages of praise if only she had the time.

^ hay shinra, can we have that angel emoticon too? I can't let Carrie monopolize it.

fantastica wrote:^ hay shinra, can we have that angel emoticon too? I can't let Carrie monopolize it.

I already sent it to him (along with a few of my other favs ) but it is up to him. I, naturally, would never pressure him (is there a kiss-ass one??)

that's my girl!

fantastica wrote:that's my girl!

one does what one can!!

^ it's honestly quite a disturbing image....

You two need to stop smoking those funny cigarettes before posting

^ just catnip. pretty harmless.

Good news, everyone. Chapter 9 is here.

Read me now!

Jellyrolls wrote:Good news, everyone. Chapter 9 is here.

YES YES YES, OH SWEET JESUS!!!! Even without MY DARLING FIGGY it is a stunning chapter, Oh Greatest Writer In The Universe. I am so happy I am giddy with joy Burt, Sue, Kurt - the Holy Trinity of Heaven, the voice of reason, the source of my happiness!!

i think this is the best chapter of the whole series.

@Casserole your pandering is really getting on my nerves! you so deserved to be spanked!

fantastica wrote:@Casserole your pandering is really getting on my nerves! you so deserved to be spanked!

Ah - you are just jealous of my way with words, my wit, my pithy responses, my lovely ass-kissing sentiments!! I do not blame you. It is so hard to be humble when one is perfect in every way!

I loved this chapter! I knew Blaine was creepy and evil. Now I'm just waiting for Kurt to never want to see him again. And pick someone better like Figgy or Scuttle. Of course Sue would be the one to see through Blaine!

I just loved it

fantastica wrote:i think this is the best chapter of the whole series.

@Casserole your pandering is really getting on my nerves! you so deserved to be spanked!

Wow, this may just be the nicest thing you have ever said to me!

And as for Carrie, she is not pandering. She is praising! And don't talk about spanking her. She'll like it and pretend it's Figgy spanking her.

I have just posted chapter 10, and there is a twist in there that will shock you (well, except for Carousel--as she was my consultant on this story).

http://jellyrollskaren.tumblr.com/post/18639923066/gleetastic-satirical-fanfic-chapter-10

Enjoy!

oh my god sweet jesus christ pumpking pie...

i love it!