Gleetastic Satirical FanFic

I figured I'd post the links to Gleetatic Satirical FanFic so that everyone can reread it and enjoy it again and again

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11

Drink more of that Kool Aid so I can enjoy me more Blaine love!!!! Be still my heart!

You might not like my next chapter, which I'm just about done with.

in the next chapter figgy drowns from koolaid and it changes everything.

fantastica wrote:in the next chapter figgy drowns from koolaid and it changes everything.

What were you doing in my computer? Were you looking over my shoulder again?

i infested your koolaid and now I am in your system.

p.s. I am antibiotic resistent.

Talking abou koolaid, I think I was infested by it because I have stomach ache now and its awful

About your next episode: Is there any way to avoid Klaine's wedding? I suggest that one of the characters could have a car crash...I'm sorry that was taken by RIB. What about this? Once I saw a series where one of the lovers was stabbed...umm that tragic

brisallie wrote:Talking abou koolaid, I think I was infested by it because I have stomach ache now and its awful

About your next episode: Is there any way to avoid Klaine's wedding? I suggest that one of the characters could have a car crash...I'm sorry that was taken by RIB. What about this? Once I saw a series where one of the lovers was stabbed...umm that tragic

I'm almost done with chapter 8. You'll just have to wait and see.

yes romina, wait patient for the official release, then we can rip her to pieces!

Now now, Kim, you know you love it.

I am pretty much done with it chapter 8. I could probably have it done in 10 minutes, but I'm too tired and lazy to do it now.

FIGGY is in love with Kurt, kills Blarren in a fit of rage, and flies off with Kurt to a secret island where they spend the rest of their lives with Kurt worshiping his moobs!!!!!

^ Figgy gets killed off when his car collided with the car driven by the texting Quinn.

Leave the writing to the professionals like me, ladies.

Jellyrolls wrote:Leave the writing to the professionals like me, ladies.

Always a little room for improvement!!

Carousel wrote:

Jellyrolls wrote:Leave the writing to the professionals like me, ladies.

Always a little room for improvement!!

Let me guess. You want more figgy.

Gleetasstic Satirical FanFic Chapter 8 is now available for your reading pleasure.

I came back after reading hte first 10 lines - DNW! can you just please break them up??? I just want Kurt to be single and fabulous for a change - and kick blaine's ass!

Just because you DNW doesn't mean it's not good.

I have plans. How can you see my vision for my story if you don't read it all?

up to line 20 so far: the only person who can marry someone is either an ordaned minister/pastor or a judge. which one does Sue belong to?

fantastica wrote:up to line 20 so far: the only person who can marry someone is either an ordaned minister/pastor or a judge. which one does Sue belong to?

If you remember chapter 7, Sue told Blaine she became a minister on the internet.

See you after line 30

hey, it's been so long! i can only remember for 30 minutes.

Oh damn, I got so excited!! I thought Kurt had actually come to his senses. FOILED AGAIN!! Thank God good old Burt was not having any of that Kool-aid. Maybe he can get thru to Kurt! And Rachel will be on the warpath if she can't have her best gay in NY. I just know FIGGY would be so much better for our Kurt!

ok, done.

no need for kurt to come to his sense. Reality will bite him hard when he tries to legally marry - because he can't! Not in Ohio at least.

FYI, here's a little legal facts you should know regarding Onio's marriage related laws:

Same Sex Marriages:
No. In November, 2004, voters passed a constitutional amendment to define marriage as a union between one man and one woman.

Under 18:
If you are 18 to 21 years of age, you will need to show your birth certificate. Persons aged 16-17 must have consent to marry from parents or legal guardians and may have to contact the Probate Court. Additionally, the Judge may require the minors to state that they have received marriage counseling that is satisfactory to the court.

In order to legally marry you need to fill out an application first. There's no way they can past this stage - their application will simply be rejected for being illegal.

btw, my legal research fee will be billed to you @$200 per hour.

- sincerely, FanFic Fact-Check, Inc.

^^^Fanny - this is fiction and the Greatest Writer in the Universe can do what she wants - especially if she wants My Darling Figgy to be in the story

POETIC LICENSE

Does Blaine put love potions in his Kool Aid? Because there's no way Kurt would pick Blaine over Figgy.