Re: Kurt Hummel Snark & Bark Thread--Part 4

[E-ko]

^ That's why Taylor got the "shag"-option, yes!

You caught me on the Martinez-option -- I guess I just have a hunkering for Kurt/older men because I would like to see Kurt with somebody vaguely competent. Also, out of the three I think Kurt would know that Taylor Lautner and Cooper Anderson are both unattainable because of their celebrity-status (er, not counting the incompatible sexualities).

[fantastica]

ok does anybody have access to the full xmas script that fans bought? I was reading the box scene on AfterElton and one commenter says that eventhough klaine do not have a kiss blaine and rachel have a kiss at the end of their duet. that scene was cut (thank god!). but I am still mad - they not only give blainchel a song that's out of nowhere and totally unnecessary, but these two have to kiss! It's like having a scene where a cat and dog will kiss! I know where they are coming from but I am still angry that it was even attempted!

[Shinra17]

^ if a kiss between blaine and rachel could speed up a klaine break-up, I would love it

[sahhar]

ok does anybody have access to the full xmas script that fans bought? I was reading the box scene on AfterElton and one commenter says that eventhough klaine do not have a kiss blaine and rachel have a kiss at the end of their duet. that scene was cut (thank god!). but I am still mad - they not only give blainchel a song that's out of nowhere and totally unnecessary, but these two have to kiss! It's like having a scene where a cat and dog will kiss! I know where they are coming from but I am still angry that it was even attempted!

UGH, really?, if that's true, that's just really SAD and pathetic on the writers part. Thank god it was cut. At that particular point of time I was still hanging on as a Klaine shipper, if Blaine and Rachel had kissed I would have been tearing my hair in disgust.

[fantastica]

how they wish blaine was straight as an arrow right from the beginning! gosh if blaine was straight he would have replaced finn as rachel's love long time ago.

[ColferGirl]

how they wish blaine was straight as an arrow right from the beginning! gosh if blaine was straight he would have replaced finn as rachel's love long time ago.

I'm down with that - then maybe in return we would have gotten lots of Finn and Kurt scenes, since Finn wouldn't have to be stuck in Rachel's storyline orbit and Kurt wouldn't have to be stuck in Blaine's. Brotherly Furt is my ultimate weakness.

[ChrisColferFan1]

^ if a kiss between blaine and rachel could speed up a klaine break-up, I would love it

I think I would love it too.

[brisallie]

ok does anybody have access to the full xmas script that fans bought? I was reading the box scene on AfterElton and one commenter says that eventhough klaine do not have a kiss blaine and rachel have a kiss at the end of their duet. that scene was cut (thank god!). but I am still mad - they not only give blainchel a song that's out of nowhere and totally unnecessary, but these two have to kiss! It's like having a scene where a cat and dog will kiss! I know where they are coming from but I am still angry that it was even attempted!

What?!! Are u kidding? How is possible blainchel have kissed and not Klaine? I meant they're not even a couple and I don't care if was supposed to be a stage kiss, still that's nonsense!

However, as Kim mentioned, right now RIB must be clutching their hair -in the case of Ryan his hat- regretting that Blaine is not Bi at least. LOL

[msjoanlucette]

ok does anybody have access to the full xmas script that fans bought? I was reading the box scene on AfterElton and one commenter says that eventhough klaine do not have a kiss blaine and rachel have a kiss at the end of their duet. that scene was cut (thank god!). but I am still mad - they not only give blainchel a song that's out of nowhere and totally unnecessary, but these two have to kiss! It's like having a scene where a cat and dog will kiss! I know where they are coming from but I am still angry that it was even attempted!

not going to lie, if that happened, I would probably be on an angry rampage for awhile. platonic or not. I can just hear kurt in the background saying something along the lines of, "okay, I think we've had enough." still have not forgiven rachel for blame it on the alcohol.

[BlueJazz]

^ if a kiss between blaine and rachel could speed up a klaine break-up, I would love it

I think I would love it too.

I would love it, three But of course it has to be Kurt who break up with that Bowtie weirdo

I realize this thread is moving slow these days so I'm gonna post something non-Chris/kurt related here:



And these are Darren's tweets:

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
So bummed I'll have to miss my dental appointment to sing for The US President Wed night. thanx @Pink for messin that up!! #greattiming

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
... But in all seriousness @Pink- what an honor! & while I'm at it, thanks for letting me sing your songs on glee hope we did ya justice!

SERIOUSLY? It's great timing for you when Pink has bad timing ?!

I think Obama might need some alcohol in this event

[Jellyrolls]

I realize this thread is moving slow these days so I'm gonna post something non-Chris/kurt related here:



And these are Darren's tweets:

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
So bummed I'll have to miss my dental appointment to sing for The US President Wed night. thanx @Pink for messin that up!! #greattiming

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
... But in all seriousness @Pink- what an honor! & while I'm at it, thanks for letting me sing your songs on glee hope we did ya justice!

SERIOUSLY? It's great timing for you when Pink has bad timing ?!

I think Obama might need some alcohol in this event

Darren trying to be funny and failing miserably is what it is.

[ColferInspired]

I realize this thread is moving slow these days so I'm gonna post something non-Chris/kurt related here:



And these are Darren's tweets:

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
So bummed I'll have to miss my dental appointment to sing for The US President Wed night. thanx @Pink for messin that up!! #greattiming

Darren Criss ‏@DarrenCriss
... But in all seriousness @Pink- what an honor! & while I'm at it, thanks for letting me sing your songs on glee hope we did ya justice!

SERIOUSLY? It's great timing for you when Pink has bad timing ?!

I think Obama might need some alcohol in this event

Darren trying to be funny and failing miserably is what it is.

Oh, Darren keep being an unfunny jackass, just seeing the sane part of the fandom that don't worship the ground you walk on, know what a jackass you are entertains me.

And I bet his mindless stans are laughing themselves until they pee.

[tanita_mors]

That is totally Ryan Murphy's doing.

[Jellyrolls]

I wonder if Darren will get drunk before he performs for the president.

[tanita_mors]

and i wonder if he will finally remember all the words to the songs he sings.

[Delight]

That is totally Ryan Murphy's doing.

RM got DC the gig to sing for the US president?

That's some serious pull he has.

Maybe RM did it to get some free publicity for Glee.

[tanita_mors]

That is totally Ryan Murphy's doing.

RM got DC the gig to sing for the US president?

That's some serious pull he has.

Maybe RM did it to get some free publicity for Glee.

Not officially, just my guess. It's some big LGBT event for Obama and the same night is some benefit that RM is also throwing for Obama. It's not stretch that Murphy suggested him or even encouraged people to have DC perform, and lets face it, shallow gay guys just love him and he sure loves to perform everywhere at a drop of a hat.

[sahhar]

I think there's definitely a connection between Ryan hosting the benefit after the event and Darren performing. It's not a coincidence, that's for sure. Not mention Blarren has been Tweeting more than ever today making sure everyone knows about it. His stans are hilarious though, they're acting as if he was chosen to host the Oscars or something .

[sjonnepon]

I wonder if he will host a sing a long or something for all his starkid fans there

[Emile]

I think there's definitely a connection between Ryan hosting the benefit after the event and Darren performing. It's not a coincidence, that's for sure. Not mention Blarren has been Tweeting more than ever today making sure everyone knows about it. His stans are hilarious though, they're acting as if he was chosen to host the Oscars or something .

Well, it's not a small thing, but yes, they always feel the need of exaggerate everything, haha.

Mah, I hope Obama will like Darren's version of "Part of your world", ehhh.

[BlueJazz]

^ Is "part of your world " a song written by Darren? I heard that he has written a few songs (besides the Starkid thing) but never listened to any.

I think there's definitely a connection between Ryan hosting the benefit after the event and Darren performing. It's not a coincidence, that's for sure. Not mention Blarren has been Tweeting more than ever today making sure everyone knows about it. His stans are hilarious though, they're acting as if he was chosen to host the Oscars or something .

Sooo, is this one of the evidences that shows that Darren might be petting Ryan's nasty?

[fantastica]

couldn't care rat's ass even if DC is singing to the devine Lord himself.

[sahhar]

I think there's definitely a connection between Ryan hosting the benefit after the event and Darren performing. It's not a coincidence, that's for sure. Not mention Blarren has been Tweeting more than ever today making sure everyone knows about it. His stans are hilarious though, they're acting as if he was chosen to host the Oscars or something .

Sooo, is this one of the evidences that shows that Darren might be petting Ryan's nasty?

This is more than clear evidence .

Anybody notice how Blarren always ends up being the replacement for things like this?. The Oscar pre-show, How to Succeed, and now this. That's not something to be gloating about on Twitter Blarren, that's just sad.

P.S - I know I'm being extra snarky today but, whatever .

[fantastica]

did you guys see the newest member who just signed up was named "Darren Crust"???

[Emile]

^...yeah...

^ Is "part of your world " a song written by Darren? I heard that he has written a few songs (besides the Starkid thing) but never listened to any.

Nooo! Girl!!! Educate yourself, LOL: >> Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid.

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