Re: Upfronts 2013

MoviesAreLife 6/4/2013, 7:03 pm

But it's so pink and pretty!

brisallie 6/4/2013, 7:34 pm

Jellyrolls wrote:
Glorfindel wrote:

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He's such a dork.

When you put the pictures like this, it looks like Chris is afraid of Lea's ass.

Agree

is like he wants to be away from it.

@Moviesarelife, you know, I'd love to have a butt like the one Lea has. Also you mentioned in a previous post that a pink wedding dress will be awesome, well I want mine to be red.

MoviesAreLife 6/4/2013, 8:02 pm

^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly! Razz

brisallie 6/4/2013, 8:13 pm

MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Wow. You really wanna do an impression, don't you?

Oh I forgot to say that when I saw that Prom Picture of Chris and Lea, their age gap is more clear now. Probably is because the strong makeup she wears, or tan skin.

MoviesAreLife 6/4/2013, 8:17 pm

brisallie wrote:
MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Wow. You really wanna do an impression, don't you?

Oh I forgot to say that when I saw that Prom Picture of Chris and Lea, their age gap is more clear now. Probably is because the strong makeup she wears, or tan skin.

Yes. LOL! I have a thing for glitter/sparkles.

I wonder if that is a fake or real tan when it comes to Lea.

brisallie 6/4/2013, 8:22 pm

MoviesAreLife wrote:

Yes. LOL! I have a thing for glitter/sparkles.

I wonder if that is a fake or real tan when it comes to Lea.

Lol You sounds like Chris when he promoted himself to win the People Awards. Do you remember he said he likes shiny things?

I think Lea has a natural tan, but this one looks fake to me.

MoviesAreLife 6/4/2013, 8:27 pm

Oh yeah! Shiny objects are bee-yoo-ti-ful! wub

I wonder if she spent time in a tanning bed to look that dark? I hope not. That is so unhealthy.

brisallie 6/4/2013, 8:36 pm

MoviesAreLife wrote:Oh yeah! Shiny objects are bee-yoo-ti-ful!

I wonder if she spent time in a tanning bed to look that dark? I hope not. That is so unhealthy.

bee-yoo-tiful? What's way of speaking is that? or are you imitating an accent?

It seems besides coffee, Lea loves tanning. I think there's nothing wrong if you wanna look tanned,specially when you came back from holidays,but in the right amount.

MoviesAreLife 6/4/2013, 8:40 pm

brisallie wrote:
MoviesAreLife wrote:Oh yeah! Shiny objects are bee-yoo-ti-ful!

I wonder if she spent time in a tanning bed to look that dark? I hope not. That is so unhealthy.

bee-yoo-tiful? What's way of speaking is that? or are you imitating an accent?

It seems besides coffee, Lea loves tanning. I think there's nothing wrong if you wanna look tanned,specially when you came back from holidays,but in the right amount.

It's a stupid, over the top accent for "beautiful". Smile

Coffee is great but tanning? I don't know. She should be careful...with the rise of skin cancer, I just wouldn't risk it.

brisallie 6/4/2013, 8:57 pm

MoviesAreLife wrote:
brisallie wrote:
MoviesAreLife wrote:Oh yeah! Shiny objects are bee-yoo-ti-ful!

I wonder if she spent time in a tanning bed to look that dark? I hope not. That is so unhealthy.

bee-yoo-tiful? What's way of speaking is that? or are you imitating an accent?

It seems besides coffee, Lea loves tanning. I think there's nothing wrong if you wanna look tanned,specially when you came back from holidays,but in the right amount.

It's a stupid, over the top accent for "beautiful".

Coffee is great but tanning? I don't know. She should be careful...with the rise of skin cancer, I just wouldn't risk it.

Got it.

From where's the accent btw?

And also I believe coffee is great. But can be dangerous as well, because depending on how are you feeling, sometimes it rises your level of anxiety.

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 5:52 am

MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Heather, I am sorry to disappoint you, but we won't marry. It would be my personal hell of a wedding fanny2

I still want to know, why Chris is standing so far apart. Any great crack theories???! I really don't get it Smile

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ColdFlame96 6/5/2013, 7:53 am

Lottie2303 wrote:
MoviesAreLife wrote:^ Mine too! Red or pink...and sparkly!

Heather, I am sorry to disappoint you, but we won't marry. It would be my personal hell of a wedding

I still want to know, why Chris is standing so far apart. Any great crack theories???! I really don't get it .

Well we have 2 so far:
1) he's trying to resist his undeniable attraction to Darren.
2) he's afraid of Lea's fantastic ass. Smile

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 8:02 am

Ahh, so I totally missed reading this thread .

I bet Chris just doesn’t want to endanger his co-workers because being in close proximity to Chris automatically means being the inferior party. After all, we are talking about Chris Wink

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ColdFlame96 6/5/2013, 8:22 am

Lottie2303 wrote:Ahh, so I totally missed reading this thread .

I bet Chris just doesn’t want to endanger his co-workers because being in close proximity to Chris automatically means being the inferior party. After all, we are talking about Chris .

Pfff this is Chris we're talking about. Captain Humility. Everyone knows that CC is on! Didnt you hear? Darren was singing to the frogs in Florida yesterday. Wink

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 8:26 am

Darren was the frog! He disguises himself as frog figures so he can remain close to Chris. Will is actually hired because he is a frog expert and teaches Darren how to act unsuspiciously!

ColdFlame96 6/5/2013, 8:31 am

Lottie2303 wrote:Darren was the frog! He disguises himself as frog figures so he can remain close to Chris. Will is actually hired because he is a frog expert and teaches Darren how to act unsuspiciously!

So, how many jobs does Will have now? 10?

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 8:36 am

Will has a secret power: he has unlimited amount of jobs! Maybe he is also a demon sucking out the love between Chris and Darren?! That is the reason Chris debunks any rumors. He is possessed by an evil power! Suddenly everything makes sense schockeed

brisallie 6/5/2013, 9:14 am

Lottie2303 wrote:Darren was the frog! He disguises himself as frog figures so he can remain close to Chris. Will is actually hired because he is a frog expert and teaches Darren how to act unsuspiciously!

Now I understand why I came across with crazy crisscolfer talking about frogs and Darren. Now I see the connection lol

Jellyrolls 6/5/2013, 9:23 am

Will is really spectacular. His unlimited amount of talent at his multiple jobs must even make someone like Chris feel inadequate at times. Wink

Seriously, though, Criss Colfer idiots can make anything fit. Darren sang with Kermit over a year ago. And now, Chris is posting pictures of frogs and frog statues, and it's a secret message to Darren because he misses him so? vomir

It is strange that Chris is standing so far from everyone else in all those upfront pictures, but it's not unusual for him to take spot on the end instead of being smack dab in the middle like someone else. If I had that photo op, I would have stood next to Chris.

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 9:41 am

Wait, there is an actual conspiracy theory that all those signs are proof for CC ohmy

??!

Yeah, but Chris looks like he accidentally was included in the pictures and not intended to be part of it. I really want to know the story Smile

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ColdFlame96 6/5/2013, 10:00 am

Lottie2303 wrote:Wait, there is an actual conspiracy theory that all those signs are proof for CC ??!

Yeah, but Chris looks like he accidentally was included in the pictures and not intended to be part of it. I really want to know the story .

I kid you not. That actually is their theory. beam

I think he was just being silly. tonguue

Except now Kerrie can use that picture as "proof" that Chris is a snob and hates his cast mates. dryy

Meanwhile, I'm listening to 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police, and I'm thinking of Blaine. sifflou

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 10:05 am

Don’t they have anything better to do with their life???! Chris should write a movie about those nutjobs and make a very dark, satirical comedy. I’d watch it. Seriously… Kermit and a frog figure. It is not like Chris created an entire character that was a frog!!! beam

I also thought that some people take it as proof Chris is antisocial and hated by the cast. I admit, I find it a very odd picture but probably it is with a comedic explanation.

One day, we will find out Will is actually Chris and dating Darren! tongue2

Glorfindel 6/5/2013, 10:10 am

Jellyrolls wrote:Seriously, though, Criss Colfer idiots can make anything fit. Darren sang with Kermit over a year ago. And now, Chris is posting pictures of frogs and frog statues, and it's a secret message to Darren because he misses him so?

Lottie2303 wrote:Wait, there is an actual conspiracy theory that all those signs are proof for CC ??!

I think Darren being associated with a frog in connection with Chris comes from Chris describing Froggy in TLoS1 as "dapper". And when Froggy was turned back into a prince he was described as having dark hair and bright eyes. That's why Chris takes pictures with frogs: because it reminds him of his handsome lover Darren who he secretly gave the role of a prince Charming in his fairytale book. vomit2

Yup, that's it, folks. That's the secret message theory of the tinhatters. beam

Excuse me, gotta puke now. vomir

Lottie2303 6/5/2013, 10:15 am

Of course, Chris wrote the entire LoS because he was inspired by Darren as well. Chris would be nothing without Darren. Darren is his muse. A muse reminding him of a frog!

(..let’s ignore all inconsistencies. They are all part of the game!!!)

lol!

sheny 6/5/2013, 10:27 am

ColdFlame96 wrote:
Lottie2303 wrote:Wait, there is an actual conspiracy theory that all those signs are proof for CC ??!

Yeah, but Chris looks like he accidentally was included in the pictures and not intended to be part of it. I really want to know the story .

I kid you not. That actually is their theory.

I think he was just being silly. Except now Kerrie can use that picture as "proof" that Chris is a snob and hates his cast mates.

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